santa

Benevelont cartoon character developed by Coca Cola in the early 1900's to help sell children into life-long product devotion. The secret ingredient is not inside the can of "soft drink", it is in the security all Santa devotees feel within themselves when they see the red and white coloring on the outside of the Coca Cola product. Empires are built from the water out.

"Forget oil, people are dying for Coca Cola and the big fat red guy they invented named Santa."

by Satan Clause December 25, 2003

Santa

To strip over a video chat.

Guy: I got my girlfriend to santa with me last night.

Guy: Wanna santa?

by santaboy October 26, 2009

santa

A modern adaption of the German St. Nikolas, once said to give out presents to good boys and girls, now a cheap, easy advertising gimmick, see also crass commerse in the Duncan book of cyinicism

hello santa, here's a paycheck,

by Duncan January 14, 2004

Santamental

To see so many Santa's around Christmas, that it drives you insane!!!!

That is the 7th Santa I have seen today!! I'm going Santamental!!!

by eddievan September 15, 2011

Santa's Trumpet

when a man jizzes in a girls ass, and the the woman continues to fart the jizz out of her ass onto the mans face.

Santa's Trumpet is between a woman and a man

by blowpipe December 29, 2013

Santa

A fat oaf who sits around fucking his raindears in the ars shouting do it harder in my ars but santas wife saids I don't want to fuck you in your fuck hole

Doing in hard in santas ars

by Swing bat 942 June 5, 2017

Santalee

A black guy. Not much to be said about him aside from the fact he rides everyone's dick more than the sluts you can pick up at hooters. Literally can't think for himself.

Santalee was such a dick-riding cunt, that he developed stage 1 autism.

by Creamy_Cream March 23, 2019