National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.

Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...

by Heybabe380 September 3, 2023

National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

Roast

sexual intercourse

I'm going to roast that baddie

by Bilirubin September 17, 2023

Spit-Roast

Seeing a woman as sexually attractive.

Also a sexual activity involving 3 people, one in the back another in the front.

“Shes a real Spit-Roast.”

“We did the Spit-Roast position during our threesome”

by Calonizier April 16, 2023

roast-off

When two or more persons are going at it like the Kardashians

John, Mary and Luke were having roast-off on who had the bigger dick, oh, and Mary as you guessed by now is a transvestite.

by Gap was here June 1, 2016

Roast

When you can say "owned" afterwards, that is a roast ma dudes

You just got roasted/owned man!

by Roaster1337 October 15, 2017