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Roasting Chestnut

A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."
Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!
by LooseHawgs17 January 24, 2016
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Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.
Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!
by Daequan III March 4, 2016
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roasted lemons

It means your ass cheeks are going to burn from severity of verbal roasting/abuse
Boiiii your about to have roasted lemons if you dont shut your mouth!
by SHALACKS March 21, 2016
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roast

when you talk soo much shit that you can literally smell roast
Yo Timothy is is that roast I smell??
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Roast beef takeout

Hiring a hooker/call girl to attend a formal event due to the inability to secure an actual date.
Of course she isn't his date. Look at those heels. That bitch is roast beef takeout.
by #roastbeeftakeout September 6, 2016
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roast reversal

Roast reversal is when someone who is being roasted to an extreme degree all of a sudden turns his situation around and goes on the attack with unparalleled levels of savagery.
James: *continued roasting of Jack for extended period of time*

Jack: How is your parents' relationship going James?

James: It's f-fine dude.

Jack: Don't lie, they're on the verge of splitting up and they always fight.

John: Holy shit, slick roast reversal Jack.
by BigDanno45 September 5, 2016
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roasted

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