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Road Bloke 

A road bloke is someone who blocks the way but is, like, a bloke about it.

Road blokes are also advocates for stop signs.
"I'm just a road bloke, we're all road blokes here. Nothing is going on, just road blokes here."
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road blocks 

it's not Roblox it's road blocks

road-brother 

Someone you meet in life that you grow to love as you would your own brother. Though you may put physical distance between you and them, you still live with them in your heart and mind as do they.

The people that will sit with you on a porch in the summer heat and drink with when you're body and mind are old; when you look them in the eyes you see each other as though you are still youthful, your smile without it's many creases, and your hand, arm, and shoulder still capable of bearing their weight.

An old friend, in a world where you make less old friends as you grow older.

(not to be confused with motorbike-club cultural concept of the same name)
John Smith: I met the guy in high school, we meet whenever we can. I love the guy.
Satoshi Nakamoto: That makes him your road-brother.
John Smith: Yeah, he's my road-brother, till the day we die.
road-brother by Pius Felix June 13, 2024

Road knuckle 

The act of finger banging a woman whilst traveling on a roadway
Denise was driving down the road with marty. Marty got fresh and decided to give Denise some road knuckle
Road knuckle by Constant Hat July 11, 2024

Road Trip in the Merc 

A phrase used by gentlemen in a crowded room to signal to other gents they need to make a swift exit and go discuss the nights antics, game plan and pussy.
Decent champagne, shame thought as Moet is only for chopping (proceeds to chop his glass of champagne). I think it’s time for a Road Trip in the Merc? Rendezvous at the porch in 5?”
(Early 90s Slang) A young woman who is promiscuous, usually of Hispanic or Latino decent, from the ghetto, or an impoverished urban area. These women are usually loud, abnoxious, and trashy and can often be found with their six inch bangs hair sprayed straight up, vertically, from the forehead.

Synonym: Hood Rat
Those girls dropped off heir panties quick, they’re a couple of road dogs.
Road Dog by Valerie_1234 July 20, 2024