butt reply

Similar to butt dial, but much less likely to occur. After checking an email on your phone, you fail to hit the lock button. Your butt then accomplishes a highly improbable series of actions: first hits the reply button, then types a bunch of random characters, and then actually hits the send button.

To: _All Atlanta Staff 11:03 AM
From: Kendrell from IT Dept.
Subject: Reboot Reminder

Greetings All,

Please try to remember to save your work and restart your computers on a frequent basis…

To: _All Atlanta Staff 11:07 AM
From: Kyle
Subject: Re: Reboot Reminder

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Get Outlook for Android

Coworker: “WTF?!!…should we call Kyle to make sure he’s okay?”

Kendrell from IT Dept.: “Nawh man…I think it was just a butt reply.”

by office_guy May 16, 2019

we really are

wanna know how much you can take
where your tipping point is located

live through these times
and find out how strong we really are
then when you do
maybe compare it to a rocking boat full of families lost at sea?

by Krkič March 17, 2020

I really do want to die

I really do. During my sleep and forget all of this. It’s not wealth that I envy; it is permanent tranquility and peace is what I want. Wealth is only a second best option.

I really do want to die, says I. After 24 years of getting nowhere, I’m becoming tired of chasing a mirage so-called a light at the end of this endless tunnel.

by Sadafboi January 22, 2022

R’relle

R’relle is a one of a kind person she is a very beautiful female and is very smart…she is a person who will make you happy even when you are at your lowest and if you ever met an r’relle they might be quiet at first but if you just give them time they will open up to you and treat you the best way they can….if you ever met an r’relle do not lose her because if you do you will be losing one of the best things that has ever came into your life…..they always have the prettiest smile and the weirdest laughs but they will always be there for you and they will make you feel comfortable around them…SO NEVER LOSE AN R’RELLE

R’relle is so pretty

by Player456 December 11, 2021

Puke and Rally

When you and the boys are at the pre-game getting a little bit to inebriated for everyone else’s girlfriends sake, and you get too rowdy, and start stumbling because of the massive amount of alcohol in ur system. Pull the trigger (aka shove ur fingers in ur throat) puke and give them a run for their money.

It’s the act of partying and going hard, then you end up puking, u feel a hell of a lot better, u end up drinking more and u finish strong.

The boys : Ayooooooooo are u blacked out?

You: Yea man, I’ve been hitting the Busch lattes since this morning

You : Go puke and rally and head to the party to get more inebriated

you : yes sirrrrrr

by Tizzz aka ferrisbooler May 5, 2020

No not really

I’m sarcastic like that

No no not really. Nah

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020

Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky

who knew moms can dance. I don’t know you but your mom is a perfect dancer. Bro my mom is not that good at dancing. You are lucky

“Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky” was used in a tiktok comment on krithi.com’s page

by Djlaixbfuxis August 25, 2021