rock cruncher

another word for complete idiot or jackass. also a stoner who would rather sit at home alone home all day and do drugs than do something more meaningful with their life like go to school or hang out with some friends. or someone who has really bad teeth an looks like they have been crunching on rocks.

example 1:
dylan was being a total rock cruncher today. he wouldnt share any of his weed with me.

example 2:
miss macklin:dylan

b-square-dylan decided to be a rock cruncher today thats why he never showed up for school, miss macklin.

example 3:
i seen a rock cruncher in walmart the other day, his teeth looked like they were going to fall right out of his mouth while he was checking me out.

rock cruncher by bleh bleh bleh bleh September 28, 2008

Rock-Coffee 

The use of rock music to either wake ones self up, or to keep someone awake. Particularly when behind the wheel of a car.

Tim had a long road trip ahead of him so he used some rock-coffee to keep himself awake.

Rock-Coffee by Zach Attack 360 March 11, 2010

Rock-Hero Musician 

Term used to refer to people who have no musical talent, but due to games such as Guitar Hero and Rock Band, they convince themselves that they can actually play an instrument. This misconception usually makes itself apparent when a Rock-Hero is given a chance to play a the instrument they think they can play, resulting in the Rock-Hero making a spectacle of themselves while also annoying the instruments owner and nearby people. The most cummon instruments are drums, bass, or guitar.

Example1:

Guy1: "Dude, what the hell are you doing with that guitar?"

Guy2: "Bro, I play Rock Band all the time, I figure the movements were real enough... I figured I could hammer out a simple tune"

Guy1: "Well you might be a Rock-Hero Musician... But you were wrong. Invest in guitar lessons, not Rock Band expansions"

Example2:

Dude1: "O.k, you been banging those drums for 10 minutes, I've yet to hear a beat."

Dude2: "I'm a pro Rock-Hero Musician!!"

Dude1: "What? Rock-Hero Musician? That's the most retarded thing I've heard, aside from people who choose to play recorder. I bet that just like recorder players, you'll never get laid for that skill."

Rock-Hero Musician by T.J Awesome:) April 24, 2010

Rock-in Chickadee 

The type of chick who Totally is just Rocking..

Like some loving cooing phrase used as an extension of chicka or chick to make it sound more like that's not a chick that's a happy chickadee..

Or a woman who is hot as hell and knows what she is look-in for..

Or that one is looking to nest up...

Or a chick who is ready to rock and roll on a dime to whoop some as like a bird protecting a nest..

"Hows my rock-in little chickadee"

"That's one rock-in chickadee"

Rock-in Chickadee by Izaus May 1, 2010

Rock the nake 

To be in the state of nakedness.

Hey, can't talk now. I'm about to rock the nake with my girlfriend.

Rock the nake by Reggin regginson June 13, 2010

rock beef 

a way of showing disrespect to another male. "beef" being slang for (pause) male genetalia, "rock beef" is essentially telling someone to "suck a dick" or "fuck off"

rock beef

rock beef by jfk212 April 23, 2013

Rock star handjob 

The process of administering a handjob while wearing awesome sunglasses.

Jessica walked into the room wearing her awesome sunglasses and administered a rock star handjob

Rock star handjob by Jessieka May 29, 2013