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put a hosta in it

Phrase exclaimed when presented with the question of what to plant. Whether it’s a dry patch of dirt or a weedy area or an empty garden bed or the hell strip along the sidewalk, it could probably use a hosta in it.
Neighbor 1: OMG, the weeds from your property are seeping into my lawn.
Neighbor 2: No worries. I’ll put a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: I 'm not sure what to plant in my container garden.
Neighbor 2: Put a hosta in it
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Put To A Sum 

Taking all of the days events and adding them together to put the day under a category
Miles: how was your day bro?
Koda: Put to a sum, not all too great
Put To A Sum by KodaFoxx June 28, 2016
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Put on Clams 

The 2016 equivalent of the mid-late 2000s phrase "you got served". For one to be put on clams, they must be showed up by somebody who is considered of lesser ability (i.e. an underdog).

The phrase's origin is unclear but it did originate from the suburban town of Montville, NJ. The thought process behind the phrase seems to tie into the nature of clams to be served as an appetizer (i.e. clams casino) on a platter for group consumption. In this example, it points to somebody being put out in the open to be picked on by a multitude of bystanders.
Mark, the tiniest kid in the school, just stuffed Rob's (the varsity basketball captain) shot in gym class. ROB JUST GOT PUT ON CLAMS
Put on Clams by Jgo55 November 17, 2016

put the moves on the ficus 

To make advances toward someone in an attempt to hopefully have sex with them.
"I saw Kyle trying to put the moves on the ficus with some hot girl at the party last night."

put the scaffolding up

when you're chatting up a sort in preparation of dropping game on her
yeah mate I'm about to put the scaffolding up now

Put weight on the bean 

i.e. did you hear Jim last night? He bought that girl home and put weight on the bean.

put face 

To show up and make people feel like you want to be there, especially when you don't.

To put on a face.

It can mean 'to schmooze' in certain contexts.
I don't really want to go to this party, but I feel like I need to at least put face for an hour.

We're taking the clients out to dinner to put face and make them trust us.
put face by millamacmia March 30, 2017