town punch

A very easy woman. So easy, it is said that every guy in town has had her.

Guy one: "I need to get laid!"
Guy two: "There is always Amanda."
Guy one: "The town punch?!? I'm not THAT desperate!"

by Char H January 11, 2006

Ghost Punching

Ghost punching is where a person shakes their face violently back and forth. Someone then takes their picture during this process. Often the persons face will be distorted to look like they were just punched but there is no fist in the picture to punch them. Hench the name Ghost Punching.

Also known as oogly or a jowler.

"Wow that Ghost Punch is so good it actually looks like you just got punched on the cheek!"- Ghost Punching

by MuRedhawk11 September 25, 2008

Buster Punch

The most inexplicable, vivacious liquid concoction know to man. Once thought to be an urban legend, Buster Punch has reached world renowned fame showing up in places like Amsterdam and Dubai. This drink is made with simple ingredients; 1 part Crown Royale, 3 parts water, powdered pink lemonade (follow instructions on mix of choice). Once properly mixed, serve over ice, stand back. This libation is a tried and true panty dropper. This drink was invented by a curiosly stunning redneck with the last name of Buster in a bar called the Dixie Chicken in College Station, Texas. The game of Buster Golf was reportedly invented by Buster and his roommate the fabulously rad rocker Gaston. This can not be confirmed, as these two were always drinking and whorin around (though, Gaston's wife knows nothing of this so don't tell her.)

The ladys love it, just give'em a glass or two of Buster Punch and watch the panties drop.

by SweetDutchGirl February 27, 2008

cyber punch

A phenomenon of which a nerd, frustrated at horribly failing over the internet at the hands of someone they don't know, punches his monitor in anger, consequentially leading to him horribly regretting it afterwards and begging his mom for a new one.

A: *Kills person B in Counterstrike*
B: WTF?!?!?!? THAT WAS HAX!!! HULK SMASH, BITCH! *cyber punch*
B: oh shit.. MOM?

A: What a fucking idiot..
B: YEA WELL UR A SHIT FAG TAT EATS SHIT N IS A FAG!!!!1!!!
A: LOLCAPS
B: WTF *cyber punch* RAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

by Chubacabra Quixote November 21, 2007

Toung Punch

Jabbing your toung at, on to or in something.

We were kissing and that girl toung punched my eye so hard I almost sopped.

Or

What I wouldn't give to be able to toung punch you.

by 911no August 16, 2010

dildo punch

to strike an individual with a sex toy, most often a large dildo, in order to cause pain or embarassement, often in retaliation for a previous act. dildo punches are most often planned and often executed with a degree of surprise. for maximum effect it is best to strike the individual in a crowded place.

"Martin totally cheated on that hand. You distract him and I'm gonna lay down a mad dildo punch."

"If that guy doesn't stop chewing his gum so loud I'm gonna dildo punch his ass!"

by sean_517 September 02, 2006

punch a nasty

To take a crap.

--I don't feel so good guys, I think I have to punch a nasty.
--I'm bout to punch a nasty on your f***ing face, biatch!

by Milky February 17, 2004