squiggly porn

cable channels that offer 'porn' that is "scrambled" by 'squiggly' lines. (every now and then you can get a glimpse of 'prime parts') -the cough-up of some hard gained $$$ can make the squiggly lines disappear, but rarely worth it!!!

joe and i were getting hopped up listening to music, while watching squiggly porn

had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

Danger Porn

A game which is played in a group environment (such as a college dorm or a workspace with cubicles). The player sits down at a computer, removes their pants, and then process to masturbate to porn on their computer which is playing at an extremely high volume. Meanwhile, the door to their room/office should be open (so that passers-by will be able to hear the porn) and the object of the game is for the player to complete their masturbation session without getting caught.

This game is best played when drunk, as getting caught is less embarrassing.

John came back from a long night of drinking. He opened his door, turned up his stereo and took off his plants. John was ready for a rousing game of Danger Porn. He then proceeded to start the porn and masturbate vigorously in hopes to finish before any passers by approached. John finished but didn't have time to clean off his chest before he had company - oh well!

by _Paradox_ March 2, 2010

Emergency Porn

The porn you have stored on a mobile device. Examples include:

- laptops
- iPhones/Blackberries/Other
- a DVD in your work bag/luggage/back pack

It's there when you're travelling, on a work trip, school trip, visiting your parents' house, in the hospital, visiting your grandma's old age home. Etcetera, etcetera.

In today's modern age, one should not be stuck without access to quality porn.

Bobby, after an exhausting day at the Real Estate Conference, crashed hard in his hotel room. His conciliation was knowing that before he falls asleep, he can wank one out to the emergency porn stored on his iPhone.

by reystoner12345 October 27, 2011

Normal Porn

Normal porn is the worse version of hentai.

It's the worse hentai.
That's normal porn.

by SHITFACE.ca May 3, 2022

porn move

The act of doing an every day activity which is suddenly turned into something out of of porno.

I was tutoring a girl last night at the library when she pulled a porn move on me and began sucking on her pen and staring at me, moments later we were having sex on the table.

by The Legend Pt Duex February 21, 2011

picasso porn

Pay channel pornography (i.e. Spice) which can barely be viewed through scrambled reception late at night.

"I think thats a breast, or is it a leg? Man, this is straight up picasso porn."

by Dave RI July 21, 2005

Food Porn

when people post close up pictures on they're social networking sites (ex. facebook, myspace) of delicious food that looks like art.

Eddy's photo caption on picture reads: "Man I don't even wanna touch this work of food art"

Walter comments: That's some delicious looking food porn.

by Alisa Bosconovitch June 3, 2010