Pooling

Verb. - Being a smug, bald, little man intentionally arguing in bad faith or playing dumb.

"I wear a beanie to cover my baldness" - Tim Pool
"I'm drowning in the pool" - Someone getting mad when Tim is pooling all over the place

by Captain Bucket April 11, 2025

throw my kids in the pool

To take a shit

Wait here, I'm gonna throw my kids in the pool

by PhilosoFerd September 07, 2023

Office Pool Eunich

When your office mates won't either join in the vairous office pools and/or mess it up somehow

I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!

or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!

by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008

Devil's pool

Somewhere too many tourists started going, like everywhere else.

She pushed tourists off the waterfall for fun at devil's pool.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

Jeff Poole

One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .

Wow you really Jeff Poole that meeting

by Willie whopper March 11, 2020

Mexican Pool Party

When a man ejaculates in the palm of another's hand.

He gave me a Mexican Pool Party, then I had to wash my hands because they were sticky.

by combatvet2008 November 07, 2010

Dropping the Kids Off at the Pool

To go number two
To go poop

"Jenny went to drop the kids off at the pool"
"I was just dropping the black kids off at the pool"
"I'm back from dropping the Mexican kids off at the pool"
"I was dropping the kids off at the pool just now"

by Arin C. March 24, 2015