pillow talk

when boomers say stupid shit that makes younger people long for the day of the pillow

"I deserve every penny of your dollar that I get. Cry more"

bob read the response to his post, thinking that it was pillow talk

by superduperpasta August 15, 2025

father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.

You have 1 New Text Message

MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.

by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010

Pillow Driving

The act of farting into a pillow so that the stink gets stuck in the pillow, so that when the next person uses it the smell will be released.

The guys down the hall were pissing me off, so when they went to class I went into their room and did some serious pillow driving.

by thebartschside September 30, 2011

pillow fart

when u make a pillow fort and someone dutch ovens it and it smells so rancid and nasty like rotten eggs.

Aw man! Who pillow farted?!?!?! it smells bad! evacuate!

by bigblacklady(bbl) May 3, 2024

Dick Pillow

When your dick is so big that you could stuff it with cotton and your girl can sleep on it.

¨ḧow was your sleep?¨ "Good I slept on a dick pillow¨

by EEADKJW May 24, 2018

Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.

I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Pillow-Bodied Bitch

When a person is built so unnaturally that they look like they have a pillow for a torso.

Girl wearing leggings that point out every roll: “You wanna fight?”
Me: “Nah, your body looks like it absorbs sound you pillow-bodied bitch!”

by 69GummyVitamins February 22, 2023