one legging it 

To have sex with one leg up


originated from my roommates while picking on one that wasn't there, stating his favortie position was one leg in the air or on top of something

Where is Ronnie? Oh, he is prob one legging it.

one legging it by Scott February 12, 2005

One-hitter quitter

An extremely effective punch directly to the nose of a punk bitch that essentially ends a fight after one punch. To perform correctly, every ounce of strength must be summoned from inside of you culminating in a lethal blow. If the asshole who receives the blow ever comes back to bother you again then you didn't do it properly.

After that gel-haired asshole with the muscle shirt bumped in to me in the club for the second time I gave him the one-hitter quitter.

One-hitter quitter by C. Griffin November 8, 2007

One Girl One Plate 

Like Two Girls One Cup but with half the girls and twice the coprophilia. Probably not consensual, most likely the most disgusting thing you will ever watch, and 100% Japanese (but you won't be turning Japanese with this video).

Absolutely disgusting.

(in a college dorm)

"Hey Sherm, come check this out!"
"What is it?"
"One Girl One Plate."

(sounds of choking, gagging, and barfing cause the RA to enter)

"Guys, keep it down, it's late. What is this? Oh great, she's pooping. GET SOME!"

One Girl One Plate by Copenick January 25, 2009

One Horse Pony 

One Horse Pony is the senile way of saying you’ve lost your marbles; or a perverted act

You sir are an one horse pony 👀

One Horse Pony by Millennial_things December 23, 2020

one of Jehovah's Witnesses 

The grammatically correct singular form of Jehovah's Witnesses.

He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

one of Jehovah's Witnesses by Downstrike May 18, 2004

one day 

Euphemistic way of saying never.

My mum told me I'll be president one day.

one day by One Day I'll get a name January 13, 2009

one-way text 

One-Way Text (n.)
1. A text message not requiring a reply.
2. A frustrating thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word.
3. An annoying thing to find when your phone goes off and you open it, just to see one word--and you don't have unlimited text messaging.
4. Something that makes you want to strangle someone.
5. An indication that the sender is either tired, pissed at you, hates texting, or is just a stupid dumbass.
6. Something you do when people piss you off and you don't want to talk to them.

"You going to the movie tonight?"
"yep"

"So I totally bought an iPod today"
"cool"

"John keeps replying to my messages in one-way texts. Will you please find out if he's mad at me?"

one-way text by HaleysHeresat January 23, 2009