sonic shuffle

When you place an order at the Sonic drive in, and race to jack off before your food is delivered to your car.

Tyler- "Yea bro last night was fuckin wild, I did the Sonic Shuffle before going to Wal-Mart sitting there for 6 fuckin hours"

by Dirty_toothbrush June 15, 2018

Alabama Shuffle

When you drunk in the middle of the day and walk down the road with your pants around your ankles

Chris: Where’s Dave?
Jeff: I saw him doing an Alabama shuffle down the road a few minutes ago.

by TheDanceGavinDiddler March 6, 2021

Soto shuffle

The dancelike movements baseball player Juan Soto makes at bat between pitches, including hip wiggles, junk grabs, and staredowns. Believed by some to be an intimidation tactic, by others to be Soto just being extravagant.

Nationals fans love the Soto Shuffle, they go crazy for it.

by slimyslim March 30, 2021

Canada Shuffle

Developed by winter-wise Canadians, it is a form of walking across slippery/icy surfaces in which a person takes very small steps and shuffles their feet in penguin-like fashion.

Jimmy made his way towards Tim Horton's, carefully doing the Canada Shuffle so he wouldn't slip on the ice.

by MapleSyrupMoose November 16, 2013

Virginia shuffle

When you’re stranded in a stall after laying down the city hall of brown town and you either run out of TP or clog the ceramic and the. need to go inhabit another stall to finish cleanup duty but refuse to potentially lay havoc in your ball hammocks

Brian was 15 beers deep camping and need to take a shit. I went into the bathhouse a half hour later to take a piss and open the door to see him doing the Virginia Shuffle from the first to the last stall.

by BtownBubba November 24, 2020

Five Knuckle Shuffle

When sticking your fist in someone’s anus and wiggling it around violently for pleasure.

This weekend my girl wants me to give her the five knuckle shuffle

by thicccboy99 June 12, 2019

Wet Shuffle

When you have a wet dream and wake up late so you don't have time to clean it up

Had a 9am this morning, woke up late and an accident last night. had to pull wet shuffle didn't I?

by Fokkofmumim13now October 12, 2019