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noodlefart 

A new word definition composed from lingering brain dust so horrid, or distasteful, it can only be aired on urban dictionary.
My noodlefart for today was "poolocky".

Folks with little else to do, think up noodlefarts to stave off the simplicity of their lives.
Noodlefarts can be useful, funny, or disasterous, and on occasion all three.

Figuratively speaking, a noodlefart can be fodder for an inactive brain.

Many otherwise moral folks will gleefully author a crude or disgusting noodlefart under the urban dictionary's cloak of disguise.

Sometimes, Bill O'Reilly uses a noodlefart as an attention getting device.
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noobie boobies 

Noobie booby is when a girl first starts getting her first lumps of boobs. So when a girl has new boobs
Girl: So has your daughter got her pair of boobs yet?

Mom: Actually my girl is getting her first pair of noobie boobies.

Girl: Oh I remember when i got my first pair of noobie boobies!
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Noodlepuss 

An insult to someone who is a wimp.
Jorge was being a noodlepuss cause he wouldnt eat the worm.
Any sort of mixed, alcoholic drink that is either made in or drank out of a cooking pan.
"We ran out of cups so we just made Everclear and Koolaid noodles in a sauce pan."
Noodles by ISH9000 August 22, 2011

noodle necking 

when a feminine person wiggles there neck like a bobble head while trying to make a point
female: na uh oh no you didnt..... male: why you noodle necking.
noodle necking by DaBadGuy360 February 1, 2012

NOODLEMAN 

SOMEONE WHO OVERTHINKS EVERYTHING
ENGINEERS,"YOUR A NOODLEMAN" DAN HENSEL,
NOODLEMAN by LILLY BIRD November 15, 2012

Noodle Soup

Tasty, also great for illnesses!
Don't you like that Noodle Soup ?
Yea! It's delicious.
Noodle Soup by Your Eel February 16, 2019