Russian Moped

when a woman takes the seat of a bicycle sticks the remaining bar in her ass and lets a dog lick her clitoris

After a long day at work she had a nice russian moped

by coon stomper December 17, 2008

Mopoho Tribe

A race of women featured on the Maury Povich Show. They are the ones that are always 100% sure that the guy they dragged on the show is their baby's daddy. Sometimes, they make several appearances without ever finding the elusive "baby's daddy."

That stupid bitch dragged me all the way to New York to say I'm her baby's daddy. She slept with the whole city! She's definitely from the Mopoho Tribe!

by Rod Headman February 2, 2006

Mopeshow

A person who whines and cries relentlessly about their life to get attention.

That girl is a total mopeshow.

by Austin O'Brien May 24, 2006

moppled

The stage of drunkeness just before you get hammered but while you are still able to hold a reasonable conversation and stand up at the same time

I am ever so slightly moppled

by Lisa James September 13, 2007

moppin' the tonsils

when making out the cleaning of the tonsils of slava and extra food left over.

amanda likes moppin' the tonsils

by reandoe March 18, 2009

Mopportunity

The optimistic way to view accidents as oppertunities, such as a broken window being easier ventilation.
From the combination of mop and opportunity as a spillage is nothing but a mopping opportunity.

'Aww fuck, i just spilled this odd blue liquid from sanitary towel commercials on the floor'
'that's no accident, it's a MOPPORTUNITY!'

by prof. tarquin von ramadan January 28, 2009

moparzimmy

A male of any species who is obsessed not only with motor vehicles but also with himself.

That moparzimmy is so vain and narcissistic

by heaellpow October 20, 2009