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Morning beautiful

The less than normal beautiful compliment used in the morning. As in, you are “morning beautiful.” It’s a magical term! Sweet, but simultaneously works as an insult. Could be interchanged with, “morning pretty” or “morning handsome.”
You have dried slobber on your cheek and eye boogers, but you’re still morning beautiful.
by MissTearyUs April 23, 2022
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Moaning montana

The act of drilling a hole into a mountain side and putting a Fleshlight into it and fucking it.
by THCrusaider December 25, 2022
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morning bean

A daily newsletter based in and focusing on positive South Africa news stories.
Unlike you, I'm not depressed because instead of traditional media, I read Morning Bean.
by Lacracka2000 November 5, 2022
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de-moobing

The process of taking exercise in an attempt to reduce the amount of fat on a man's chest. Burning off calories and strength training to reduce visible man boobs, or moobs.
"What are you up to tomorrow night?"
"Just de-moobing down the gym"

"Did a military fitness session. Great for de-moobing"
by Jeremy The Superb May 10, 2009
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Sunday Morning Syndrome

Painful syndrome in which you wake up suffering physically in some way from the incredible night which preceded it.
Man, he was HUGE. I've got Sunday Morning Syndrome like you wouldn't believe.
by funnyfunny April 25, 2010
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Nacho Morning

The morning after a night of heavy drinking that usually induces nocturnal cravings of 7-11's infamous Nachos with EVERYTHING on them or similar sloppy foods that leave traces all over your clothing or properties. A morning containing mysterious food stains not recognized by the hungover party.
Dude, last night I think I over did the drinking because I totally had a Nacho Morning!
by Nick Bravo Space Cowboy April 20, 2011
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The Morning Deciscion

Waking up with morning wood when you realized its been a long time since you have masturbated. Wondering if you can make it through the day, you have to make a deciscion weather to stay home all day and jerk, or go to work and hide your boner in your waistband.
Jack: Dude, I can't keep hiding this stiffy! Our receptionists tits are just so nice!

Vito: Man I told you you should have made The Morning Deciscion!
by SallyMallyHally June 7, 2011
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