Morning Won't

When a man wants to have sex in the morning but his partner doesn't.

I woke up with morning wood but she told me to go back to sleep. She had morning won't.

Morning Won't by Ice_Burn April 16, 2022

Morning beautiful 

The less than normal beautiful compliment used in the morning. As in, you are “morning beautiful.” It’s a magical term! Sweet, but simultaneously works as an insult. Could be interchanged with, “morning pretty” or “morning handsome.”

You have dried slobber on your cheek and eye boogers, but you’re still morning beautiful.

Morning beautiful by MissTearyUs April 23, 2022

morning bean 

A daily newsletter based in and focusing on positive South Africa news stories.

Unlike you, I'm not depressed because instead of traditional media, I read Morning Bean.

morning bean by Lacracka2000 November 5, 2022

Moaning montana 

The act of drilling a hole into a mountain side and putting a Fleshlight into it and fucking it.

"I committed moaning montana on mount everest"

Moaning montana by THCrusaider December 25, 2022

de-moobing 

The process of taking exercise in an attempt to reduce the amount of fat on a man's chest. Burning off calories and strength training to reduce visible man boobs, or moobs.

"What are you up to tomorrow night?"
"Just de-moobing down the gym"

"Did a military fitness session. Great for de-moobing"

de-moobing by Jeremy The Superb May 10, 2009

Sunday Morning Syndrome 

Painful syndrome in which you wake up suffering physically in some way from the incredible night which preceded it.

Man, he was HUGE. I've got Sunday Morning Syndrome like you wouldn't believe.

Sunday Morning Syndrome by funnyfunny April 25, 2010

Nacho Morning 

The morning after a night of heavy drinking that usually induces nocturnal cravings of 7-11's infamous Nachos with EVERYTHING on them or similar sloppy foods that leave traces all over your clothing or properties. A morning containing mysterious food stains not recognized by the hungover party.

Dude, last night I think I over did the drinking because I totally had a Nacho Morning!

Nacho Morning by Nick Bravo Space Cowboy April 20, 2011