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Milf
milf: means what I want now.

me: dm if you are one.😎
by whoisalex? November 6, 2021
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Milf

1: Mother I'd like to fuck.

2: Mother in late forties/fifties.
1. Yo, check out that milf. I wish I could tap that.

2. I'm a milf.
by Magic Mechanic January 8, 2022
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Milf

1. Acronym; Mother I'd Like to Fuck. Noun, a title given to one's friend whom has an attractive mother. This title must be designated by the friends, acquaintances, or any other social peer of said mother's offspring(ex.1), and cannot be self designated(ex.2). Factors that may be improve potential recipients chances for receiving this title may include, but are not limited to; proximal age gap, breast implants, make-up, hairstyle, plastic surgery, natural beauty, and hot tubs

2. Acronym; Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Noun, Islamic group that fought for greater self autonomy Muslims in Phillipines. Armed Division was titled BIAF for Bangsamoro Islamic Armed Forces. MILF employs an Islamic faith democratic governance and permanently disarmed in 2014 after achieving their mission objective, with the creation of Bangsamoro Autonomous Region and handover of control in 2019, and is considered inactive.
ex.1) "Dude, Tony's mom just got a boob job, she's a total MILF!"
ex.2) "I have 2 kids, so I'm a certified MILF!!"
by LuckyKekingCharms June 30, 2025
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milf

a hot sexy boob sagging huge ass tight pussy blonde bimbo jaw dropping cum eating female species
jake: yo look at that milf
daniel: her tits look so fucking fuckable
by BreedingMySexyFuckToyForMommy October 10, 2023
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MILF

Acronym for Mom I'd Like to Fuck
We all know this. It was originally used by teenaged boys to refer to the mothers of other teenagers. Can be used to refer to any woman around the age range of your own mother whom you find so attractive that you want to have sex with them.
BUT- should NOT be used to refer to young mothers with babies. OF COURSE young fertile women are attractive to men. That's a basic human reproductive instinct. Or in other words, it's just coveting your neighbor's wife. The idea is not that they have born children, it is that they are old enough to be your mother
Guy 1: Is that your mom?! Damn, dude, she's a total MILF!
Guy 2: Don't even talk about my mom like that!
by Neko_no_Morihime April 25, 2024
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milf

Definition (slang) describing a middle aged or older woman as a slut or whore.
milf is a woman who sleeps with other men (sugar daddy's). Or a woman who dresses in a particular way.
by meman887 August 5, 2023
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Milf soup

The best sex everyone wants before you die
I need to scoop some Milf soup
by Milf Soup September 7, 2016
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