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Macintosh

Also called Mac, it's an expensive paperweight, with a buggy OS called "Mac O-Eh Sex Leopard" that hangs all the time. It has a nice design, but the hardware is poor and the OS, as said earlier, is very buggy.

You can buy a PC with 800$.
You can buy a Mac with the same specs of a PC with 1000$ more!

Windows PWNS Mac OS!
And when Macs crash, the crash is caused by the OS and they just show "You need to restart the computer" in 4 languages.

When Windows crashes, the crash is caused by a 3rd party software or hardware and they help you solve their problem in their blue screen of death.
hey FUCK THE MACINTOSH!! WINDOWS 4 LYPH3!!!!!
by TheWindows7Guy January 27, 2009
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main

A substitute for "man," often used simply for effect.
Yo, main, pick me up some of that jount!

You gotsta be kiddin', main.
by daTRUTH March 18, 2003
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magina

a female maggot or a person who acts like a pussy nigga
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Main

A main is a #1 friend that if u have your days u can come back and talk to and u and

her/him can talk about without them going back and telling the next person
Main u and her him can talk about without them going back and telling the next person
by #1 Main January 14, 2018
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Goyo main

A absolute fucking huge shlong dong wielder who mains goyo in rainbow six siege and absolutely skull fucks the shit out of other players due to their absolute lack of experience. Without even trying he dominates the enemy teams butthole.
Buck:“Holy shit dude! Is that a goyo main!”
Ash:”omg his cock and balls can’t even fit it his tight little du rag”
by Goyo main March 5, 2021
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Macintrash

What dumbass Windows users (er, Losers) call a MacIntosh.
Ever notice how they always use MacIntoshes in all the movies? Maybe there IS a reason why these actors make eight figures! They didn't get rich by considering them Macintrashes!
by Aribeth April 19, 2005
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Maine-Endwell

a school district full of scum bags and jerks that hate on everyone and everything. i feel bad for anyone unfortunate enough to be forced to attend everyday, like me. god, i hate my life.
"where do you go to school?"
"maine-endwell-_-"
"wow, i'm sorry"
"for real, bout to go kill myself"
"i don't blame you"
by ________ew January 4, 2012
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