slut machine

A woman who only gives birth to girls.

No I don't wanna get involved with you, your mom was a slut machine.

by TV Lover September 18, 2012

The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A nickname for your anus

I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018

Get the fuck out of my machine

When you're highly gnarked and pissed off that some hacker's being a dipshit and is maliciously nosing around your pc/apple

"Get the fuck out of my machine" - "you're a nosey fucking asshole"
Go and find another portal to eschew.

by The Mama with the Quan January 11, 2009

Machine Gun Kelly

Thinks he's better than Eminem Already has white hair. Won't do shit offline. Really short.

"Machine Gun Kelly really sucks."
"I know he can't even rap a present."

by sfgheudnelb November 18, 2019

mackin

romantic play activity that includes kissing and loving caress.

Hey sugar, lets go do some mackin at my crib. But first I gots to give a shout out to my peeps.

by mack stud June 28, 2002

coke machine on legs

Incredibly large person

Kristy is a coke machine on legs

by Peter Doobes June 20, 2006

deus ex machina

a) an improbable or unexpected device or character that suddenly appears to resolve a situation

b) something that makes no sense but is added so that the story can end

a) the naval officer in lord of the flies is a deus ex machina

b) wasnt all them surviving in 2012 a deus ex machina?

by tiffanyohplease January 7, 2010