The Spanish Mackerel is a self defence move where the victim ducks down, grips the attacker’s balls as if he were milking a cow. While gripping tightly at the top of the ball bag, the victim starts to twist the ball bag. Once a slow but firm twist is established the attacker will hold their breath, at this point a fast additional turn will make the attacker scream like a spanish mackerel. This is a quick movement, in total may take up to 2 seconds although needs to be precise. Practice on a stocking with a boiled egg in it is recommended. True Spanish Mackerel Masters referee to as “Spankels” have been studying the art since birth although the basics can be learnt after a days practice.
Person 1: Give me all of your money!
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.
Person 2: Touch me and I’ll give you a Spanish Mackerel.
Person 1: Please Sir, I’m extremely sorry. Can you please find forgiveness as my balls cannot handle another Macky.
by FishyCombat69 January 17, 2019
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a degree to which one may strike - or recieve one such strike - to any part of the body,(or any object of humor for that matter) typically the male genitalia.
by dr.penis November 15, 2003
Get the MacKeenigits mug.This term is used to describe a specifically designated clean syringe, which is used to make up a bump intended to be split up between two or more people. This syringe is not used for injecting but rather to contain a large amount and transfer it in parts to each person's personal rig. It is marked by scratching off all the zeros in the row of numbers on the rig and, if properly kept and if it remains not injected into anybody's skin, can be reused untill it no longer draws up. This is a good ideal to reduce the risk of spreading IV related diseases during group bumps because the shot is made and passed out using a clean point for that purpose. Another advantage is for someone who bends and dulls out the needle tip while making a shot, to the point it is no longer useable to inject into their skin and another point is needed. its slang name says just what its purpose is, making up, thats why it is called, maker-upper.
hey do u have a "maker-upper" so i dont ruin my point making this up.
Wheres the "maker-upper?"
My "maker-upper" is the one with all the zeros scratched off.
Lets designate a "maker-upper" and mark it now so it don't get trashed.
Can one of these rigs be used as a "maker-upper?"
If you mess your point up before you poke anyone with it, you can simply make your "maker-upper" and it won't be a total waste.
Wheres the "maker-upper?"
My "maker-upper" is the one with all the zeros scratched off.
Lets designate a "maker-upper" and mark it now so it don't get trashed.
Can one of these rigs be used as a "maker-upper?"
If you mess your point up before you poke anyone with it, you can simply make your "maker-upper" and it won't be a total waste.
by everythingjess November 7, 2011
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by scorpio March 29, 2012
Get the Macherra mug.My cat waltzed by with her tail stuck straight up in the air and everyone saw her Mackey Button. My dog keeps licking his Mackey Button. I banged my girlfriend in her Mackey Button last week and she hasn't been able to walk right since.
by BadBoneDaddy September 18, 2013
Get the mackey button mug.Best couple in the entire world. They would make adorable mixed babies. She is gorgeous with blue eyes and light Cape Verde skin. He is hot with greenish hazel eyes and full Portuguese . Just fuck already. 😂
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