Mexican Machine Gun 

Throwing a hand full of rocks at someone because you can't afford a real gun.

Boy 1: Did you hear about Jimmy getting shot by a Mexican Machine Gun?

Boy 2: Oh Lord please don't tell me its true! Is he going to die??????? What hospital is he in?

Boy 1: Nah dude! He's fine. Only one small cut on his cheek, he's gonna be fine. Luckily they weren't closer. He's now found the Lord though, said it changed his view on life.

Mexican Machine Gun by Rooster Jake August 27, 2011

facebook machine 

a device device which was used prior to modern computing for the sole purpose of accessing Facebook

guy1: yo this Facebook machine rocks
guy2: aah i got an iPhone for that

facebook machine by totaditopjk June 10, 2015

cooter feather machine 

tampon.

cooter-vagina
feather-it goes from | <--this to -->V (fans out)
machine- applicator; plastic tubee

Natalie from Bad Girls Club said (after she dropped it): "My Cooter Feather Machine!"

can i borrow a cooter feather machine?

cooter feather machine by thatoneperson(: December 23, 2009

Any Time Machine 

ATM also known to the well educated populous as the automated teller machine.

Could you please direct me to the nearest Any Time Machine, I would like to make a withdrawal.

Yo Tella! Ware dat Any Time Machine be at?!! I stack paper all day! 24/7!

Any Time Machine by Krystianity March 2, 2010

Alabama Slot Machine 

Noun; A large, exposed ass crack rising from the invariably obese buttocks of your local plumber, construction worker, or just every day fatty.

Individual #1: "Good lord, that guys got crack for miles. Someone buy him a belt."

Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."

Alabama Slot Machine by H.P. Hovercraft August 15, 2011

7 mile spanking machine 

7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven

Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine

7 mile spanking machine by RodgerC26 June 11, 2018

Trumpian Hate Machine 

A slang term for America’s current class of outrageously wealthy white supremacists who have remained in power since America was born.

That fine, upstanding and mind-bogglingly well-funded network known as the Trumpian Hate Machine is steadily gaining traction while the rest of us sleep!

Trumpian Hate Machine by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2021