a phrase that discribes a person place or thing that has gotten so large or heavy that it is beyond all known paramiters....elephants, wrecking balls,,,,fat chicks
dude that fat chick is so fat she has exeeded maximum loadage...and she ain't riding in my car...get your uncles dump truck...
by last star fighter September 3, 2007
Get the maximum loadage mug.to be an incompetent loaf means to have a serious lack of intelligence or smarts in any sense of the word whilst sitting limply and letting anyone slice, dice, or dip your lack of skills into their bowl of repeated insults...per their own pleasure and satisfaction
I'm am sick of my boss thinking I am an incompetent loaf who can do nothing but simplistic data entry!
by torosgirl February 19, 2009
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by AYYOWHATUP October 2, 2009
Get the fresh loaf mug.A rare and abnormally large bowl movement with signature length or girth or quantity because it resembles an Elk dropping.
An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
An elk-loaf is often considered a masterpiece and thus frequently not flushed by the artist, so it's often associated with people prompting each other to go and view it.
1. Guys, I just laid an elk-loaf in there... I didn't have the heart to flush it.
2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
2. Someone left an elk-loaf in the men's restroom... stall #2. You gotta go in there and look, that thing is enormous. I bet a 450 lb. person must have laid it.
by [502] KanocAnoc May 20, 2010
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Get the Jekeş Lafardium mug.A tyler that is mostly composed of lemons and bready-cake like goodness. Goes well with english tea.
Also served at Starbucks
Also served at Starbucks
by zaBaker December 27, 2011
Get the lemon loaf mug.A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.
by Cherb Derbitt February 8, 2012
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