by baby chynna November 28, 2009
Get the lazyman chair mug.This disease is of those who are so lazy that even if there life or the life of a loved one was at risk they would still just sit there. Signs of this disease are the constant use of the phrase "I can't be arsed".
You have lazycunteritus if you don't become more active you could become a couch potato or possibly disable yourself.
by aerecords August 2, 2011
Get the Lazycunteritus mug.by Doomaga December 25, 2017
Get the LazyHard mug.A condition where the individual refuses to move his ass... even in his own defense
A condition where someone is gradually becoming a couch potato
A condition where someone is gradually becoming a couch potato
My son refuses to do his homework because he wants to spend the entire day watching tv.... he might have acquired lazyassis
by Requinrod December 2, 2018
Get the lazyassis mug.A person who has little-to-no work ethic, who would prefer to sit at home all day and live off a significant other’s hard earned money, than do anything for themselves would be diagnosed with this disease.
“Wow, you’ve got Lazycuntitus?
Who’d have known!”
“Sorry, I can’t come into work today. I’ve been diagnosed with Lazycuntitus!”
“Have you got a job yet?”
“No, I can’t work due to Lazycuntitus.”
Who’d have known!”
“Sorry, I can’t come into work today. I’ve been diagnosed with Lazycuntitus!”
“Have you got a job yet?”
“No, I can’t work due to Lazycuntitus.”
by notreytblackliam December 13, 2018
Get the Lazycuntitus mug.Lazybun, sometimes known as lazy bun, is a quick hairstyle for lazy people. It involves pulling your hair into a ponytail and securing it with a hair tie but not pulling the hair all the way through on the last loop.
by HolyEggRoll May 15, 2019
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