Kevin 

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.

yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*

Kevin by anonymous April 2, 2022

Kevin 

There are 2 Kevins in this world.
The first will steal all your money and run away and not look back. Will pay you .2 dollars an hour for slave labour. Has a secret idea that he will bail his life on.
The second will destroy you at smash bros.

Me: Who are you?????!?!?!?
Kevin: Kevin

Kevin by Chungooo April 6, 2022

Kevin 

A choke artist, especially known for his choking in guess the soccer player, football fusion 2, playing goalkeeper for hutto, and fantasy football. Named after Kevin Vasquez.

Santi-"Kevin Vazquez Mendez, how did you get mossed?"
Kevin-"I wasnt even near there"
Carlos-" Caaaaaap".

Kevin (clearly in the area) - "what do you have against me?"

Kevin by Kevin Vasquez Mendez April 18, 2022

Kevin 

A middle school kid with an amazing singing voice, an awesome sense of humor, and can make you laugh at any time. An amazing dancer, nice to his best friends, and brighten anyone’s day. It’s glad to have a friend like Kevin.

I have an actual friend named Kevin, and this is what best describes him.

Kevin by weeby mcweeberton April 19, 2022

Kevin 

Kevin is just a rainbow alpaca

Kevin.

Kevin by Treeman46295 April 21, 2022

kevin 

Kevin is the male equivalent of a Karen

"That guy on the beach was a real Kevin"

kevin by c0pp3r April 24, 2022

Kevin 

A some what kind man, he is reasonable most of the time, he loves the lord and will serve him, he will not be afraid to say it.

"Oh hey its Kevin!"

Kevin by ReligiousMAn April 28, 2022