dick jinx

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally was dick jinxed and really fucked up"

"AHHH! Dick Jinxed! SHIT!"

by Johnny Ham November 9, 2014

Filter joint

A small joint in which a filter is rolled and marijuana is put in the tip of the filter and hit like a one hitter. Reported to get the average person higher than normal because of the close contact of the marijuana to the mouth. The shorter distance allows less THC to be wasted, hence the reason a filter is used.

Hey, all I have is .02, want to smoke a filter joint?

by The Big Puffer December 28, 2014

Lazurus Joint

A joint that one has to relight often.

"Hey, where's the lighter? I need to resurrect this Lazurus joint."

by Missapee April 1, 2015

Tampon joint

A joint that is rolled so poorly that it looks like a tampon

I was so high, I rolled a tampon joint

by I<3Asians+Timsjap August 27, 2015

celebrity joint

When someone who is not the groups usual roller rolls a joint for the group

"Matt come here, since you're new to the group we want you to roll up a celebrity joint for the whole group"

by BreRex November 29, 2015

chief jointer

The person of the group that is the most capable and efficient of rolling joints.

Kendrick Lamar is a good joint roller but Snoop-Dog is the real chief jointer.

by Johnstreet July 13, 2016

tittie joint

A tittle joint is a joint a chick has stored in her tits it then gets covered in tittle sweat.

Debra tried giving her tittie joint, that's gross.

by DykeHulk8630 March 16, 2017