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by A Fan December 12, 2004
Get the ImpQueen mug.A person, usually male, with hair-plugs and pectoral implants that places a workout towel on a machine and proceeds to complete one slow, very light set on a different machine with exaggerated form. Then, the same person will walk around the gym for about 15-20 minutes before their next set, hoping to see someone they know that also would rather socialize than workout. They wear very baggy clothing to hide their lack of proportion, especially in the leg area.
There goes the workout impostor, he's only done 2 sets the entire time I've been here, and I'm finished my workout!
That workout impostor would rather socialize and fix his towel than get results.
That workout impostor would rather socialize and fix his towel than get results.
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by DennisTehMenace March 30, 2003
Get the implants mug."Impossible" originally was defined as something that is completely not possible to be done or completed. Modernly, it is a slang word, that is an adjetive. It is used for tasks that are of extreme difficulty, that one may have not completed. This one must have been the one to call it impossible, though in doubt, of his inability to do it, he knew it was not really impossible; just using it as an adjetive. Things that have not been completed by you, may be considerably impossible, due to your inability of the completion of what you are doing(trying).
Man 1: I'm going to run 5 miles in just 20 minutes.
20 minutes and 1 nanosecond later...
Man 1: I'm back- Oh, damn! Just 1 nanosecond off... this task is impossible!!!
Man 2: No, 'tis not impossible.
Man 2 runs 4.999999999 miles in just 19.99999999 minutes.
Man 1: You ran approximately 5 miles in approximately 20 seconds, see? ...it is impossible!!!!!
20 minutes and 1 nanosecond later...
Man 1: I'm back- Oh, damn! Just 1 nanosecond off... this task is impossible!!!
Man 2: No, 'tis not impossible.
Man 2 runs 4.999999999 miles in just 19.99999999 minutes.
Man 1: You ran approximately 5 miles in approximately 20 seconds, see? ...it is impossible!!!!!
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Get the taylor impaler mug.Term used to identify a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or greater(that is an exageration stressing the size)
Dude that guy, has a massive wang, he could like, impale 10 chics on that thing, we should call him the impaler
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Get the Impaler mug.Self-improvement is masturbation... Now self-destruction...
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