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Holy Shit!

"Holy Shit!" is what a guy shouts when he blasts ropes of cum across a table-top while jacking off.
by USAF Cadet December 27, 2020
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Holy Fucking Shitballs

N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.

Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".
Holy Fucking Shitballs!

Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.
by fuck you, the mighty fucker! October 17, 2010
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Holy Whores

Oh my god, look at those holy whores.
by Lauren January 19, 2004
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holydumb

Something so dumb that it is indeed HOLY by nature!
dude 1: "dude I just bought the new Avril CD!"
dude 2: "dude you are HOLYdumb, and you are a tool!"
by Kizzle Smithtasical November 29, 2005
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holy shindig

to exclaim with excitement, fear or annoyance.
1. Holy shindig!! I'm falling!
2. Holy shindig shut the fuck up you fucktard!!
3. Holy shindig I got a PS3 for X-mas
4. (Me) "Boo!"
(You) "Holy shindig Batman!!!"
by DemonSmack February 11, 2007
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Holy Joses

The term used to express all thoughts of anger and utter amazment.
Derived from the mixture of Jesus and Moses.
"Holy Joses! That is the fattest turd I've ever seen!"
by b0jangles!1 October 16, 2007
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Holy Damage

the Achilles Heel of a Bosgrel*

*see definition of Bosgrel for additional information
Sam: yo man, a Bosgrel attacked me, but I defeated it with my Holy Damage. Jesus was within. Allow it blud!
by someone jim April 30, 2008
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