hemmed up

- verb (origin 2010, UOIT)
The act of performing public versions chronological stupidity; the mix up of alphanumeric date abbreviations due to severe retardation; chronologically impaired; if your name is Hemal Patel

"Hello Jane, I will meet you for lunch on the 22rd....snap...I just HEMMED UP!"

or

Man A: "What time is it sir? I have an appointment at 26:84pm!"

MAN B: "What 26:84pm?? Are you hemmed up or something?

by uoit-saint March 24, 2010

Hema

Gold

You are gold, Hema

by Piyus November 23, 2021

Hempfling

A "Hempfling" is a man who is confused about what type of women he prefers and basically calls you incompatible because he has already tested out the goods and labeled you a 5+ instead of the 10+ which you deserve, what a jerk!

Girl you messing with that Hempfling!
She stupid, she got her a Hempfling!
A man walks up to a woman and tries to introduce hisself to her, and her friend which is standing nearby yells, "girl, walk away from that Hempfling"!

by Shawnda McBride September 30, 2007

Hema

A Magical human being . An earth angel if you will. She is the definition of kindness and love.

In a world full of unkind people, be an Hema.

by Luna Divina November 22, 2021

hemophiliac

person that has sex with blood

i.e. blood fucker

(they sneak in a blood bank, rob a blood bag, puncture a hole in the bag, and fuck the chit out of the bag.)

necrophiliac-person tht has sex with dead bodies

necro-dead
philiac-fucker

hemophiliac-person who cannot clot blood properly
hemo-blood
philiac-fucker

by comiction March 2, 2007

hempfully

Same as hopefully, but while enjoying the wonderful cannibis treat (hemp).

Yo, me and my hemptress will hempfully enjoy some great old skool rap at 4:20am. Peace! Hemp Now!

by Iain and Jewels May 19, 2006

Hemale

1. One of these increasingly verbose ways of saying male
2. a good name for a b-movie version of he-man possibly porn

Steve: Did you see that new season of Hemale

Johnny: Oh yeah the one on Pornhub
Steve: No...

by Kepper7 June 10, 2018