Five Star Hater

A five star hater is the worst kind of hater there is, in the sense that they do not have the ability to show happiness for a particular person. Five star haters are much more exteme than normal haters and become rather obsessive with "hating on you." These extreme haters resort to violence, verbal abuse, explicit language, back stabbing, well placed boobie traps, and possibly guns. Their mission is to destroy your confidence, turn your friends against you, stalk you, and make your life a living hell. When encountering a possible five star hater, approach with caution (they have a distinct ability to smell a combination of fear and nervousness), observe, and finally determine if they are infact a five star hater, if so, sprint the opposite direction of the five star hater and don't stop. Do not try to get even with these haters because they feed off of anger and your hopelessness. Stay safe and defend yourself from five star haters, it could be anyone and you don't even know it.

Emily (five star hater)- Hey Will, I saw you yesterday

Will- Oh, where did you see me?

Emily- Animal Planet! You were the hippopotamus!

Everyone else- Emily, you are such a five star hater!!!!
(Now if you observe, Will did not give in to the hater and may not even be aware that Emily is a five star hater. A classic example of the early development of an extreme five star hater and it will only esclate. If Will was smart, he would already have ran away at "Hey Will.")

by Secretivehatersbackoff September 25, 2012

Playa Hater's Ball

An opportunity to hate on a diverse range of mark ass marks, trick ass mark, punk bitches and skip scap skanks and skallywags, hoes, heffers, hee haws and hoolie hoos.

We're going to the Playa Hater's Ball!

by Dave Paton December 29, 2007

fat hater friend

1. the fat chick that cockblocks you from getting with her friend because she is jealous of her friend, and mad at you for paying more attention to her.

I got cockblocked by the fat hater friend, cuz I didn't have a wingman!

by theunknowngl October 16, 2004

Haters Gonna Hate

A colloquial saying. It means that people who don't like you will always find a reason to dislike you, no matter how stupid that reason may be.

"Dad, Jane says she doesn't like me because I write my math problems in pen!"

"Don't let it get you down son. Haters gonna hate."

by Unholyhair February 25, 2012

haters back off

Something Miranda sings says cause she's bae

Hater-YOUR UGLY AND DUMB
Miranda-HATERS BACK OFF *tears*

by izzyazalea January 25, 2015

fat joe hater

one who hates fat joe,me

Im a fat joe hater, fat joe sucks

by jackiskool April 26, 2005

Yao Ming Hater

A person who hates on Yao. Usually ignorant people who are prejudiced against any non-black basketball players, such as Stephen A. Smith. Or generally an idiot who just doesn't know what he is talking about, such as Steve Kerr.

Stephen A: GUESS WHAT!!!! GUESS WHAT!!!!! If you're once known as Mr. Softy, you're always gon' be known as Mr. Softy. You know they're making a big deal about the fact that he's more aggresive, WELL BIG DEAL! HE'S 7 FEET 5!!!! WHY NOT BE AGGRESSIVE!!!
John Saunders: Thank you for watching KIA NBA Shootaround...
Stephen A: GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!
John Saunders: "We will see you after the...
Stephen A: BYE!!!
John Saunders: ...game.
Stephen A: SOFT!!!!!!

Steve Kerr "The 7-6 Chinaman"

Steve Kerr: "Quick, who is the second-best center in the NBA? Obviously Shaquille O'Neal is the best, and the name most people put after Shaq is Yao Ming. In fact, Yao has been on fire of late, averaging 32 points and 11 boards over his last five games.

But if you said Chris Kaman, you wouldn't be far off."

Guy1: Chris who? Ya a Yao Ming Hater

by Ken Fisherman July 18, 2006