globethotter

A person who travels frequently to spread their hoe activities all over the country and/or world.

Ever since Kyle went through his divorce, he’s been staying busy every weekend being a globethotter.

by AllTheseTrophies November 16, 2022

globglogabgalab

The Globglogabgalab is a slimy character from the movie Strawinsky and The Mysterious House (2012). He was voiced by Tony Halstead.

I am the Globglogabgalab
The shwabble-dabble-wabble-gabble flibba blabba blab

by iquwer November 22, 2022

global

a little shit who lost 0-5 to calgary and said "im boutta fry calgary" well get fucked

bro your kinda acting like a global rn

by zaperzy December 15, 2022

global warming conspiracist

Someone who calls themselves a climate change activist, and believes the world is ending all because of a ridiculous idea Al Gore came up with to scare and control the masses using fake data from paid scientific actors. People knew about this when it started, so nobody is falling for it unless they are sincerely foolish. Any real scientist knows it’s a scam and conspiracy.

A Global warming conspiracist tried to convince me the air is going to destroy the planet because I drive to work every day and the earth is flat and so on and whatever else conspiracy theorists come up with.

by Petdragon December 28, 2022

Globally Retarded

Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.

"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."

"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"

"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"

by sexy hexy II March 4, 2023

Globbershot

When’s girl gargles your balls directly after giving you a shot of meth.

“Bro this chick totally gave me a globbershot last night!”

by Bunny daddyAC March 12, 2023

Global Visual

Reyster Yton, the multitalented Filipino idol, has been given the title "Global Visual" by Dispatch and his fans.

He earned this title because of his mesmerizing visuals and commanding stage presence. People who have seen him in person say he looks unreal and captivating

He is a member of rthe global pop group, HORI7ON. It is a group that formed through ABS-CBN's idol reality-survival show Dream Maker

Who is the Global Visual? It's none other than Reyster!

The Global Visual has arrived! Let's say hello to Reyster.

Reyster looks stunning! He is, indeed, a Global Visual.

by smirking cat March 18, 2023