Friend Girl

A girl in which you share a platonic relationship with, or just a freind

Guy 1: hey is that your girl friend?
Guy 2: naw man that's my friend girl

Friend Girl by shutsde March 21, 2015

Friend Zone 

A concept created by morons who do not understand the concept of "she's not into you"

You didnt get Friend zoned, you got turned down. Move on.

Friend Zone by JayBob92 September 25, 2016

Friend of jordan

When someone relates themselves with a faggot.

You see that guy? He is a Friend of jordan.

Friend of jordan by MC WURD October 8, 2016

Friend of Borat 

An alternative use of the acronym FoB, which usually means "Fresh off the Boat," this is a takeoff from the gay euphamism Friend of Dorothy.

"Friend of Borat" is a little assymetrical in comparison with "Friend of Dorothy" because an unassimilated immigrant would not actually be a fan of Borat in the way that a gay would be fond of Judy Garland, but the phrase has stuck nonetheless.

"That guy is a total FoB."

"Fresh off the boat?"

"No, a Friend of Borat."

"Oh, good one."

Friend of Borat by Mike Chu December 28, 2006

friend rape 

Forcing one, against his or her will or without consent, to be friends with one's own self.

Kate, we're friends. Deal with it, you don't get a say. I just friend raped the shit out of you.

friend rape by Dr. Westly January 12, 2010

Friend or Foe 

What I think about you is almost entirely dependant on which one of these you are...

Iam "That's actually kind of scary of you think about the friend or foe problem..."

Hym "Hmmm... Good point. It's not always self-evident as to what people are trying to accomplish when they interact with you..."

Iam "Yeah, right? Like... If they're a foe I know you're just going to reem the shit out of them."

Hym "Exactly and if they're a friend you're undoubtedly going to kiss their asses until your lips get chapped.."

Iam "Wha...!? I will not! What's wrong with being nice to people?"

Hym "It makes you look weak, they might hate your guts and get some kind of sick pleasure out of making you kiss up to them and that will make you look stupid and pathetic, and I don't like it."

Iam "Well.... I don't know it's just kind of sad, you know? Like, how do we know we don't like the 'wrong' people?"

Hym "Not so easy to tell... Hmm... You should be more concerned about hating the 'wrong' people..."

Iam "Oh shit! Oops. We forgot to eat today!"

Hym "Yeah, I'm starting to get hungry too.... Make me something to eat."

Iam "Alright. Give me a minute."

Friend or Foe by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

Friend Draft 

When you go through your Facebook/MySpace accounts and remove people you haven't talk to in years or don't really care about.

I was up to 1,000 friends, but back down to 400 after my friend draft this weekend.

Friend Draft by High Fives March 2, 2009