Football camp syndrome

All college football players experience this during fall camp. You either want to jump off a cliff or will be willing to have sex with a 1. You will contemplate life and your career with this syndrome

“Yo bro I think I’m done after this year”
“Bro that’s just that football camp syndrome kicking in”

by Footballman12321 August 7, 2022

football girlfriend

A specific female partner or life partner who is in a relationship with an athlete

Omg! Ciera, I'm the best football girlfriend ever !! I'm gonna get shirts with Cane face on them and his number .

by anonymous December 19, 2022

UC Irvine Football

A non-existent college football program.

Dodger Mike and Mark Ondo tailgate in the parking lot drinking beverages.

Dodger Mike: Today's the day we end our 25-game losing streak to Riverside!

Mark Ondo: No one fucks with UC Irvine Football! Roll Eaters!

Dodger Mike: Zot! Zot! Zot!

Dodger Mike goes Bills Mafia and breaks a folding table in half.

Mark: That table is DEAD DEAD DEAD! Eaters Mafia Baby!

Dodger Mike and Mark fist bump and then pass out drunk, which causes them to miss the game.

by ZXY&ABC October 9, 2022

Danish football players

They beat the Swedes. Danish footballers released wild boars on the football field in Frölunda in order to win. They cheat often.

Danish football players cheated again today, they also murdered my pet echidna grumblescout.

by Every Swedish person April 16, 2022

evil piss colored sour footballs

Pretty much the longer (and funnier) way to say lemons.
Abbreviation: E.P.C.S.F

Mom: Hey Hon, you got the lemons?
You: You mean the evil piss colored sour footballs?
Mom: ....I knew I should have aborted when I had the chance....
You: Yeah that´s a go-.......wait what???......

by eddsworldfanatic_plzhelpme November 20, 2018

Football

Xanax

Got these footballs on deck. HMU

by GoGators! September 10, 2018

Pueblo South High School football

The ultimate upittomy of scumbag faggot football players on the planet. There middle name is dirty while they suck off the referees. Stadium is total shit even with the jumbotron.

Dick, conceded douchbag players that finger themselves after each game. Stay away from this infested sack of dog shit school at all means.

Pueblo South High School football

Hey dude, gotta play Pueblo South tonight. You shitting me dude, are the Denver PD escorting you out of that shithole?

Pueblo South= Low life, scum sucking pieces of chewed up DOG SHIT!!!

by I'm your daddy!! November 15, 2017