Fart Year

The distance an average fart travels in a year.

Wow the new ship NASA created to go to mars travels at 400 Fart Years / Hour.

by Ploooterman November 26, 2016

Fart splinters

When you fart so hard it feels like splinters are coming out of your anus. Often times experinced when sneezing and farting at the same time.

That spicy Indian food gave me the fart splinters.

I snezed so hard it gave me the fart splinters

by Fart splinters October 2, 2017

Fart Muncher

The name you call someone when They open their mouth after you say that you farted.

That man is a real Fart Muncher!

by Coolest dude June 5, 2018

Fart Hostage

(n) : a person who has the unfortunate fate of being in a confined space while someone passes gas. This can occur in a car, elevator, subway, or city bus, for example. The person(s) in that confined space became the flatulator's fart hostage(s) for the duration, until the fart haze dissipates.

"Man, Henry is not allowed to eat beef jerky on long car rides anymore. He was beefing nonstop, and held us fart hostages all the way to Kalamazoo!"

by Stavros Nikkapoppolous December 18, 2019

Fart Tunnel

When you stick a straw in you butthole and connect it someone else's butthole and then fart in it so it goes from your butt to the other person's butt. It is a rare form or intimacy that only the most passionate of lovers (or even friends) dare to try.

She wouldn't believe that I loved her until we tried the fart tunnel. Now we're happily married with two kids.

by seungminnie August 23, 2020

Fart-Mic

When you take your microphone, shove it right up main street, and let it rip.

I just had the raunchiest Fart-Mic of all time boys, let me post this to the fart mics story

by majorbloodline January 24, 2021

Fart transplant

When you pull down your panties and then your partners panties at the same time. You go cheek to cheek and fart into their bum and blame them for the smell.

As Joe had his hands deep in the sink washing up I sneaked up and gave him a fart transplant. I then waddled off into the night telling him how dirty he smells

by classicbadger January 26, 2021