Legal Exemption Clause

Oh no. Yes it does apply internationally. Go look at the original copy. Yes it does. International LAW is (in this instance) is a LAW that is being used to circumvent the terms of service and, therefore, falls under the imaginary caveat clause. You're not clever with that.

Hym "No you cannot use international law as a loophole for the terms of service to get around the Legal Exemption clause. So... Under the auspices of section 1 of the Bodily Harm clause, 'Treat my ailment as though it was your own or that of your own child. You must make a concerted effort to keep me live.' In allowing my symptoms to persist you are in violation of the terms of service. And I'll remind you that section 2 of the bodily harm clause failure to correctly diagnose or treat me or diagnosing me incorrectly deliberately constitute a violation of the terms. Under the auspices of the Compliance clause I'm telling you to do it now. I don't need your signature either. Much like ordering Pizzhut online, in ordering the pizza you agree to the terms of service."

by Hym Iam October 23, 2025

pilatus exercises

Choreographed movements dat appear to be strenuous aerobics but are in reality just miming along wif a soundtrack of one or more other real gymnists; your charade can get humiliatingly busted, however, if said supporting playback starts to skip during a performance.

Humorist Pat McManus's chapter "The MFFFF" relies on pilatus exercises to convince your macho raw-boned hunting buddies dat you are even more physically fit than they are, when in really you're just a wimpy wheezing couch potato.

by QuacksO November 5, 2025

semester test exemptions

The greates gift of all. Presents the joy of sleeping and then doing whatever you wish while know everyone else is at school taking 2 hours long tests.

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semester test exemptions

by Iamexempt December 19, 2013

writ of execution

What the hot-tempered Queen of Hearts would have needed to actually chop off the heads of any of her subjects whom she happened to be displeased at.

Since the King of Hearts quietly told all of the condemned croquet-players, "you are all of you pardoned", it seems fairly doubtful that he would actually have scribed out a writ of execution in any instance, especially if it was merely because his wife the Queen wanted it so.

by QuacksO March 3, 2019

Big shlogan exely

A chick with a dick is it a man or a women a big Fat heffa who cant decide

Wow big Shlogan exely gave me a sloppy jalopy

by Urban wanker March 18, 2019

Brilliance is laziness well executed

Describes an individual who appears to be "lazy" but is actually incredibly good at designing all aspects of their life based efficiency and automation

John: It's going to take us weeks to code it. James: I'll write an algorithm so the machine can do 90% of the work for us. John: I can't decide if that's brilliant or lazy. James: "Brilliance is laziness well executed"

by KyleWho? September 14, 2019

Get taskkill.exed

When a windows application does it's famous "Task.exe (stopped responding)" and you haven't saved the project after a few hours of hard work, what do you do now? You bring up the task manager then to have that too not responding; thanks microsoft. You can now find the old rusty sledgehammer or the better option taskkill.exe. After entering taskkill.exe /IM mspaint.exe in the start menu say "Get taskkill.exed" and presses enter.

"Ah Scheiße! Der process has stopped working! Time to Get taskkill.exed"
"Not again! Why me! Why microsoft! *sigh* Well.. There's only one way to end this.. *PistolReload2.mp3* Get taskkill.exed!!!"

by Your Local Deer October 4, 2020