When you go to a party and kiss another person, but they are completely schmacked. Technically doesn't count as a kiss because the person probably won't remember it.
guy: dude Paul finally got his first kiss last night at the party
friend: No way, was she sober?
guy: Nah she took like 20 shots of Cuervo.
friend: lol thats a drunk kiss retard. Shit doesn't even count.
friend: No way, was she sober?
guy: Nah she took like 20 shots of Cuervo.
friend: lol thats a drunk kiss retard. Shit doesn't even count.
by yourmanpeter March 16, 2017
"Hey did you hear about Dan and Diane?"
"No what?"
"Dan got rimjob drunk and kept trying to give Diane a rimjob...it was hilarious."
"No what?"
"Dan got rimjob drunk and kept trying to give Diane a rimjob...it was hilarious."
by FrenchD1 September 11, 2006
Too: More than enough; excessively: She worries too much.
Drunk: To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors: drank our sorrows away.
Too drunk: The point at which a body becoems saturated with alchohol to the extent that respiratory functions and other 'important' functions to the body cease, without the possibility of re-starting.
Drunk: To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors: drank our sorrows away.
Too drunk: The point at which a body becoems saturated with alchohol to the extent that respiratory functions and other 'important' functions to the body cease, without the possibility of re-starting.
by Sammael May 29, 2004
sunday drunk
the art of getting drunk from the minute you wake on a sunday but making sure youre fine for work on monday
the art of getting drunk from the minute you wake on a sunday but making sure youre fine for work on monday
stevie "hey davie,wanna go to the pub and get sunday drunk like stella and sykes do every week"
davie "fuck that im nightshift tomorrow,im going for gold"
davie "fuck that im nightshift tomorrow,im going for gold"
by Whitecarlos February 17, 2008
A dinner-like meal late at night, after coming home from a party, or getting drunk.
Most widely associated with Domino's or Taco Bell.
Most widely associated with Domino's or Taco Bell.
by drunkdinner October 23, 2009
yet another cousin to the drunk dial and the drunk text, drunk fbing or facebooking involves getting completely blasted and typing in things you did not mean to on your facebook status.
one example of drunk fbing involves typing in somebody's name into the status field instead of the search field and posting it for everyone in your network to see. e.g. John Smith Cathy Jones.
by CharTypesGrant Bruursma August 16, 2009
by ThEfAcT January 10, 2015