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Donkey Bagging

Giving a woman/man rough Anal Sex whilst sticking your fingers down his/her throat making them vomit the contractions will allow for a more pleasurable Deep Anal Drilling.
Crikey oh blimey Mrs harper-jones I heard Mr Pemberton Smythe gave Missy Elliot a rough Donkey Bagging last night he is currently in the potting shed tryng to clean sick from his slip-ons
by Cheesy Minge June 20, 2007
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e-Donkey

A word created in the late 2004 in conjuction with Ken "McGraw".

An e-Donkey is a female from a blog site such as mySpace.com who usually posts a picture of no real value and most times ends up to be fat and/or ugly.

Should one ever date one, points are awarded based on how ugly and/or fat.
Jay earned TWO points for that e-Donkey.

Jay thinks that if earns enough points from e-Donkeys, he'll eventually find a good looking one...he's earned a lot of points.
by Forksaken Profet December 17, 2004
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Swamp Donkey

1. Creature similar to that of a troll, with a very potent venom that secretes from the face which can be seen easily from many distances away. Sometimes known to have fits of rage, which usually go unanswered and ignored, but these frenzies are usually provoked by the Swamp Donkey's enemies. It can be seen devouring intoxicated males at your local underage bars or fraternity housing facilities. Once having lain with the beast, you will endure a lifetime of humiliation and an itchy pubic area. Avoiding contact with the wretched abomination is highly recommended, for it will attempt to suck on your face.
As legend has it, the Swamp Donkey once seduced a young African American male with her medusa-like gaze, and forced him to pleasure her on the dancefloor with crowds and crowds of people staring in agony.

2. Antithesis of everything good.
Stephanie: Did you see where the tall red headed kid I liked went?

Jacky: I think the Swamp Donkey took him home to her lair.

Stephanie: Hes never coming back alive.

Joe: Have you seen the Swamp Donkey lately?

Max: Dude, she totally just used the keg tap as a dildo, looks like we are out of beer.
by Trollerbynight February 26, 2011
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Donkey McNutSacks

The lesser-known and actually more accurate name for McDonald's Chicken McNuggets. Focus groups revealed people were less likely to eat the donkey meat unless they called it chicken.
Gimme a #4 Donkey McNutSacks value meal with Coke to drink .... And sweet n' sour sauce.
by Muk Wang October 29, 2006
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Donkeywhoremelon

A dumb slut that looks like a donkey.
Has huge teeth, and a huuuuuge forehead.
lies about being a virgin.
May have been preggo once.
No real friends.
Nasally voice, snorts when they talk.
No one really likes them.
"Lydia Follmar is such a donkeywhoremelon."

"Ikr?"
by THE TERMINATORRR April 9, 2010
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ropey donkey

maening very unwell,usually a mix of lots of alcohol and a dodgy donner kebab.not good.
man im feeling proper ropey donkey today,that girls fanjita must have done it.
by bossmanhugo January 2, 2005
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Swamp Donkey

noun: an old Chevy Truck, usually green in color, that most men and all women would be embarrassed to drive on a public roadway. Runs rather well for its age, but leaves much to be desired in appearance. Most often used for hauling garbage or providing heat while drinking beer in the driveway.
Doug: "Let's have a beer! I'll fire up the Swamp Donkey."
by Danatsams January 28, 2013
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