Commental

Someone who makes a lot of comments with a non stop attitude to ever stop commenting on this first thing you commented.

"Man your so commental today, cut it out."

by Mrhockey February 18, 2009

Committed monogamous relationship

(noun/phrase) Fictitious phrase used by many hos and players alike on unsuspecting boyfriend/girlfriend types in an attempt to have them believe they and the subject telling them such are in a special type of relationship that involves love, respect, and many other ideals often akin to the beliefs of a fool or fucking idiot. To believe in the existence of such should warrant a careful examination in regards to the mind of the person believing such ludicrous tales.

Betsy couldn't believe he fell for it. She put it out there as a goof, but that dumb fuck Nikki bought it and didn't ask for the receipt. "Committed monogamous relationship", I'm telling ya, Betsy laughed to herself...."and when you find a unicorn, why just tell that stallion to come on over here to Momma so that he might put that horn in my gooey honey hole, and he measures up enough Momma here gonna put that magic horn in her ass next. Yessir, but don't forget the cocaine, honey".

by Nikki Stixx May 20, 2021

bad command or file name

What you get when you type in a nonexistant command on MS-DOS.

C:\PROGRA~1\STEPMA~1\SONGS\DDREX\A\>izjgiorjdgh
Bad command or file name

by dj gs68 July 18, 2003

Gated Community Gangster

Typically a middle age white male Harley Davidson enthusiast. Often frequents Starbucks, owns one or more smart phones, wears expensive Harley Davidson shirts and very often lives in a gated and/or upper class community.

So and So works for an IT company an only rides his bike on the weekends. He must be a Gated Community Gangster.

by Sweet PaPa September 3, 2013

Tank Commander

A professional sports coach hired for the specific purpose of failing, or tanking, for better draft picks.

Brian Flores is probably one of the most successful tank commanders in NFL history

by ScriptedPython May 13, 2021

Holden Commodore

Commodore have been given a bad name due to the fact the drivers of them are the worst you could ever see on the road.Also to the fact that they are built out of rice paper. They do the following:
1- Weave in and out of traffic even during peak hour.
2- Will try to race you despite any Commodore they own. Ie If they own a VT and you own an Aurion they will still try and race you even though they have no chance.
3-If you are on the highway, and doing 10km/h above the speed limit, they will still be going faster than you
4-Tailgate anywhere anytime
5-Sit on the right lane of the highway and never ever move as they tend to think they own the road
6- Commodore owners thinking they have Ferraris
7- Foglights on during the day to give you the impression that they look cool and that you should get out of their way.
8- Putting later model commodore bodykits on earlier model commodores to make them appear cool. Body kits often do not appear to fit properly
9-Typical australian male with your base model Commodore and hubcaps and by adding a spoiler they are all of a sudden thinking they have a BMW or Merc and they are king
All of these things add up to Commodore drivers being the worst on Australias roads.

"Wow im doing 130km/h and that Holden Commodore is passing me like im standing still"

"Hey mate, see that car coming with the fog lights on? I bet you $100 that the car is a Commodore"

"Bloody Commodore tailgaiting me!"

"Oh look at the accident on the news, another Commodore driver lost control of his car"

by Colin McDougall July 6, 2008

international community

The United States' favorite term when justifying its actions against non-Western or Islamic nations. The rationale being that America's not just acting in its own interests, but in the interests of the "International Community."

"(Iran and Syria's) problem is not with the United States, it's with the international community."

- White House spokesman Scott McClellan, February 16, 2005

by uclafalcon February 16, 2005