chunt

A polite(ish) alternative for the word cunt for use in front of the lady folk.

You chunt!
Her chunt was completely shaved.
A chunt like a clowns pocket.

by Stratos July 23, 2007

clunt

a business client that is very nasty and acts like a cunt

my clunt was being really hellish today

by s.d. May 5, 2004

count spatula

someone who specializes in having anal sex with all his chick friends. also means to have a big dick

yo look at my count spatula
im so count cpatula

by muthafucka6666666 September 24, 2009

cluntch

A condition commonly found in young gentlemen from rural backgrounds. Symptoms are similar to that of self inflicted retardation, scabies, and gonhorrhea. This condition mostly affects the most politically astute, young, rural males. Also occurs often in Darbies.

"Man, Darby sure has a case of the cluntch!"

by XxJaneOo July 29, 2008

Chunt

The Vagina Shaped hair under on a man's chin directly under his bottom lip. A combination of chin and "cunt" Only use this when the "Chunt" is been shaven around. Doesn't qualify when it's part of a full beard.

Frank got a bit of food in his chunt.

by ChristianS May 30, 2007

Final Countdown

A dude straps C4 to the inside of a terminally ill woman, with the objective of seeing if she dies first from her illness or from his penis detonating the explosive.

That final countdown the other night totally blew my dick off!

by MuzzSteve October 7, 2008

Counterburn

The second party comment after having been insulted by the first party.

Guy 1: You suck Dick!
Audience: OH BURN!
Guy 2: Dats what yo momma did last night.
Audience: COUNTERBURN!!!

by Drakx April 6, 2009