2 definitions by Stratos

Noob-J

a beginner DJ that has not yet had enough experience to be called a proper DJ, and thus, is referred to as a Noob-J by other experienced DJ's.

guy 1: That guy's mix was pretty sweet!

DJ: Yeah, but he's only been mixing for a couple weeks, he's just a Noob-J.

by Stratos February 12, 2012

A polite(ish) alternative for the word cunt for use in front of the lady folk.

You chunt!
Her chunt was completely shaved.
A chunt like a clowns pocket.

by Stratos June 24, 2007