The place men say they are gonna be playing with the homies but they mean they are gonna FUCK SOME HOE. ( NABEEL I KNOW YOU ARE FUCKING ONE OF YOUR HOES)
Me: I love you
Him: brb gotta attack. Yk clash of clans nothing else don’t worry.
Me: okayyy mister be right back then 🥺
Him: do you like licking Nutella off my balls 😍
“ clash of clans” : * chokes on his balls and a chuck of slimy Nutella slides down her throat*
Him: are you done hoe, I need to go back and talk to what’s her name. OH RIGHT DUMB WHORE IS WAITING...
Him: brb gotta attack. Yk clash of clans nothing else don’t worry.
Me: okayyy mister be right back then 🥺
Him: do you like licking Nutella off my balls 😍
“ clash of clans” : * chokes on his balls and a chuck of slimy Nutella slides down her throat*
Him: are you done hoe, I need to go back and talk to what’s her name. OH RIGHT DUMB WHORE IS WAITING...
by Yourtinderdate May 6, 2020
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Slimy, smelly, sweaty. Really unpleasant.
Often applies to those who you expect to have nice vaginas, but it turns out it's just not a pretty site.
Can also be used as an adjective in the form of clangiest.
Slimy, smelly, sweaty. Really unpleasant.
Often applies to those who you expect to have nice vaginas, but it turns out it's just not a pretty site.
Can also be used as an adjective in the form of clangiest.
How was she?
She had a clange, man!
Oh dude, clanges are the worst!
Or
She had the clangiest vagina of all!
She had a clange, man!
Oh dude, clanges are the worst!
Or
She had the clangiest vagina of all!
by WhatWhatWhat April 27, 2014
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by illjah August 7, 2005
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Made famous by How I Met Your Mother, where Robin reluctantly revealed she had done the Old King Clancy.
Made famous by How I Met Your Mother, where Robin reluctantly revealed she had done the Old King Clancy.
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