chinese goggles

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.

Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."

by Monmouth December 9, 2008

Chinese swing

A swing with accessibility to the rider's genitalia/anus. Supposedly invented in the far east. It could be as simple as a hammock, or as complex as an injection molded custom fit unit upwards of $1500.

me: Let's go down to my sex dungeon, and try out my new Chinese swing. It has thermionic heating and cooling.

some chick: Damn you know how to fuck in luxury.

me: You're making me blush.

by Hazletard-in-Chief October 31, 2011

chinese laundry

the porn hotline for chinese people

Kelly called the chinese laundry and toby answered

by omono June 23, 2007

chinese smile

when you slit the corners of a persons mouth then stab them in the thigh so they're mouth opens wide and their smile stretches back to their jaw.

I'll fuckin give you a chinese smile

by Jfler September 13, 2007

chinese water torture

The act of doing a girl from behind in a bathroom while dipping her head in and out of the toilet bowl

eg.1) "that girl won't die of dehydration now that I've given her the chinese water torture"

eg. 2) guy #1 "something smells like toilet water!" guy #2 "yeah, i just gave megan the chinese water torture!"

by The Big Pink Sock January 30, 2007

Chinese Wang Parade

Simply running through an area inhabited by one or more people with your wang hanging low. It is not considered to be a true Wang Parade unless there is more that one person streaking.

Yo, me and Dennis pulled off an awesome Chinese Wang Parade last night.

by Dong Brown January 17, 2008

Chinese Beanbag Chair

Extremely similar to the Sanfransican Hangover, however, your partner is fully awake.

I dont know if the Chinese Beanbag Chair hurts more than a Sanfransiscan Hangover or not.

by tboner1939 May 7, 2010