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Do you have your bible? I got the weed!
by jazmine hower October 23, 2007
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The Bible

A completely ficticious piece of work.
They should put a textbook disclaimer sticker on the bible.
by Stuju March 15, 2005
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Double Bubble

A Double Bubble is when a bra circumference is too small for a woman to wear. Instead of overflowing over the top, the elastic band around the bottom slips up, causing each breast to appear as 2, or 4 breasts.
Girl #1: How do I look in this new shirt?

Girl #2: I like the shirt, but you need a new bra. You have some double bubble action going.
by augustina12 May 22, 2009
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The Bible

The most disputed collection of books in existence. Contain many life morals, Logic Flaws, and contradictions. WILL cause a heated argument with a zealous Christian if you even dare question so much as a word in it Often thumped by devout followers and used as an excuse to preform radical, and absurd acts. It's meanings are misinterpreted, and skewed by the Bible thumpers that "study it".
Bible Thumper: HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR JESUS CHRIST WHO DIED FOR YOUR SINS? NO? IT STATES IT IN THE BIBLE, WHICH IF YOU DON'T READ AND ACCEPT AS THE WORD OF GOD YOU WILL GO TO HELL! BUT IT'S NOT TOO LATE FOR YOU TO BE SAVED! JUST COME TO OUR CHURCH AND----
Me: Kthanksbai *slams door*
Bible Thumper: BLAH BLAH BLAH RELIGIOUS QUOTE BLAH BLAH BLAH, TALK UNTIL I FEEL JUSTIFIED EVEN THOUGH THE DOOR WAS SHUT IN MY FACE. BLAH BLAH BLAH I DON'T QUESTION FUNDAMENTAL FLAWS OF RELIGION AND THE BIBLE. BLAH BLAH BLAH JOHN 3:16 BLAH BLAH BLAH I MOLEST CHILDREN.
by The One who Questions May 6, 2011
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cum-bubble

A cum-bubble is a cum-covered sphere of anal gas and smells like cumgasm that pops out of my butt-hole after my cadet roomie fucks my boy-hole.
A cum-bubble slipped out of my ass after Matt fucked me!
by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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Cum Bubble

During anal sex, a cum bubble is produced when a male ejaculates into the rectum of his partner. Since it feels like flatulence, which is essentially a bubble of gas in the rectum, it was thus named.
Goo! You gave me a cum bubble!
by MayokeOni October 27, 2003
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bubblebath

A sarcastic phrase used in the form of "you must be having a bubblebath" to imply disbelief or mocking rejection of a suggestion. Effectively means "you must be joking". Elaborations include "having a bubblebath with ......" and "having several bubblebaths and a ......". Also can be shortened to simply "bubble" although this gives less insight into the sexually disturbed mind of the individual using the phrase. "You must be having a bubble froth" would work just as well.
Hobbit #1; "let's go shave our feet"
Hobbit #2; "you must be having a bubblebath"
by The L Team April 10, 2007
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