BRAFF

Beyond Repair And Fully Fucked

This computer is BRAFF.

by AJ02 August 19, 2025

Buff Day

Buff Day is a holiday where everyone one gives eachother buff and the date of this holiday is november 21

Billy: Hey, have you heard of buff day?
John:No I haven’t, what is buff?
Billy: Buff means head.
John: Ohhhh I can’t wait to celebrate buff day with Cindy then.

by aerdna November 10, 2025

Buff ting

Buff ting Usually means a really good looking person. Usually used by chavs or roadmen.

Aye look that man der is a buff ting brev, say mums init.

by ironedcutjeans December 30, 2025

bluffed

When someone completes a task, project, or responsibility in a haphazard, half-hearted manner that raises serious questions about the quality of their work. The work technically gets done, but it's clear minimal effort, care, or proper methodology was applied. Often used in professional contexts when someone rushes through something just to say it's finished, regardless of whether it's actually done correctly.

Typically used to describe work that appears superficially complete but lacks thoroughness, attention to detail, or proper execution. The person "bluffing" their way through creates the illusion of completion while cutting corners, skipping critical steps, or ignoring quality standards.

Example 1:
"Did you see the drainage calculations Jenkins submitted? He totally bluffed those numbers. There's no way he actually ran the hydraulic model. This is going to fail in the first storm."

Example 2:
"Sarah bluffed her way through that presentation. She had slides, sure, but half the data didn't even match the project scope. Classic bluffed work."

Example 3:
"The contractor bluffed the entire punch list. Yeah, everything's 'complete,' but look at these paint drips and uneven caulking. Total bluff job."

Example 4:
"I can tell this report was bluffed. Half the citations don't actually support the conclusions, and the formatting changes three times. Someone clearly rushed this out the door."

Related Terms:

Bluff job (noun): The resulting product of bluffed work
Bluffing it (verb, present continuous): Currently performing work in this manner

by NoBluffZone January 6, 2026

bluff job

A completed task, project, or piece of work that was executed haphazardly with questionable quality and minimal effort. The end result technically exists and may appear finished at first glance, but closer inspection reveals shortcuts, missing steps, or substandard workmanship. A bluff job is what you get when someone prioritizes speed and appearance over actual quality and thoroughness.

Typically used as a noun to describe the final product of rushed, careless, or corner-cutting work. Often discovered during quality checks, inspections, or when problems emerge that reveal the original work was inadequate. Common in construction, engineering, office work, and any field where quality standards matter.

Example 1:
"This weld is a total bluff job. Sure, it looks like it's holding the beam, but there's no penetration. This won't pass inspection."

Example 2:
"I had to redo the entire analysis because the previous engineer did a bluff job. Half the load calculations were copied from a different project and didn't even match our site conditions."

Example 3:
"The landscaper did a bluff job on our yard. The sod is already dying because he didn't prep the soil properly. Just rolled it out and called it done."

Example 4:
"Don't hire that contractor again. Every project turns into a bluff job with them. Looks fine in photos but falls apart within six months."

Example 5:
"My intern submitted what I can only describe as a bluff job. The report had a cover page and conclusions, but the middle section was just lorem ipsum text. Did he think I wouldn't read it?"
Related Terms:

Bluffed (verb): The act of performing a bluff job
Bluffing it (verb, present continuous): Currently executing subpar work

Synonyms:
Half-assed work, rush job, hack job

by NoBluffZone January 6, 2026

Buff My Rock

Another way of saying suck my dick that is more playful and less meaningful as a threat

Person 1 - Why you got them bum ass Mexican Jordan’s on

Person 2 - Buff My Rock nigga, at least I got some on

by cientodoshuevos January 13, 2026

playground buff

a girl, who gives at least two back to back blow jobs in an outdoor setting; usually you don't want to be the second guy

That playground buff must have her own strand of genital worts

by bus 42 August 27, 2009