wife beater

the lowest form of a man. he wont beat on another man but will assault a woman. PUNK!

PersonA: how did you get those bruises on you like that?
PersonB: Tony, you know he's a wife beater.

by DONTWORRYBOUTDAT March 11, 2008

Bender

To be gay, or to have a bent dick from gay sex

Hey Nick Conlon is a bender
John burke is bent

by Johnb00 April 18, 2008

Fender-Bender

Fender-Bender: When a man gives anal to a chick and he misses, bending his fender

Jeff: Man it looks like you have a boner but somethin's awfully wrong wit dat meat

John: Yeah, I had a bit of a Fender-Bender with Miss Norris over there

by samm...y May 17, 2006

Banterlope

A casual way of referring to The Antelope pub in High Wycombe.

I saw you down at the Banterlope last night...

by Killerparties December 11, 2011

Banter Turd

A person that takes LAD banter to heart.

LAD: You are Gay
Banter Turd: I will cry now

by LAD Banter EU July 28, 2011

stalk beater

one who verbally plays with his genitals for the sole purpose of ego boosting

That guy talks so much shit, he is such a stalk beater

by Anonymous August 24, 2003

arse bender

One who plays on the chocolate speedway. One who plays for the opposition. A poofter.

That Andy's a real arse bender.

by prof_evil September 14, 2010