beat the crack 

arising well BEFORE dawn!!

NOT a sado-masochistic term alluding to abuse of 'prime parts'
but a reference to being 'awake and vertical' LONG BEFORE the first glint of light appears at the horizon!!

i had to beat the crack to do electrical work, which resulted in me "sleeping in" till 6:30A on week-ends!!

had to beat the crack to catch that flight!!

beating the crack is kind of a criminal situation!!

beat the crack by michael foolsley September 7, 2011

beat da breaks off of

Sexual Meaning: when you get fucked really hard you just lay there halfway dead afterwards.

Other Meaning: when you get in a fight and get yo ass whooped.

Sexual Meaning:

• Person 1: "Damn Rihanna getting thick."
• Person 2: "Yeah Chris beat da brakes off of her."

Other Meaning:

• Person 1: "Damn, Rihanna eye is swollen as fuck."
• Person 2: "Yeah, Chris beat da breaks off of her"

beat da breaks off of by OLFGANG March 1, 2016

Beat Your Ribs In 

To impregnate a girl without her knowing

Lemme beat your ribs in girl

Beat Your Ribs In by Closemymouthho October 23, 2016

beat bama 

To jerk off.

I haven't had sex in forever. I might need to go beat bama.

beat bama by SpasticSarcastic November 9, 2019

Beat A Emo Kid Day 

Beat A Emo Kid Day is a day on the 7th
March in which you can Beat any emo kid.
and they CAN NOT fight back

Beat A Emo Kid Day

Beat A Emo Kid Day by Uridjxjwnxhsn March 6, 2022

beat her mouth up

to have a girl suck your dick

Man, you shoulda seen me dawg. I beat her mouth up!!!

beat her mouth up by Actin a Straight Fool!!! May 27, 2008

Beat box 

A smart phone that is primarily used for looking at porn so that one gets aroused enough to whack off. It's a little box that is used to view hot chicks before you can beat your man sausage. Typically the owner of the device refers to it as his cell phone, but his friends routinely borrow it and sneak into the bathroom to spank it.

Hey Balls, what is all of this sticky shit on your beat box? Do you have an unlimited data plan cause I'm about to go gilf searching beeotch.

Beat box by Tpas gangsta November 22, 2011