Bacon

An unfortunate typo of the phrase, "back on," in which the k and the space are omitted accidentally.

"don't worry man, I'm bacon.

by Badgerglue March 11, 2009

Bacon

Made of nasty pig innerds, contains huge quantities of fat, and is cooked in its own grease. The best stuff on earth and a friend to all mankind.

Nigel: What is this heavenly, crispy substance?
Porter: That be the bacon, fool.

by Slayer0 April 1, 2010

bacon bits

Bits of poop that cling to your butt hair due to having a poo poo bum.

"My younger sister eats Bacon Bits like boogers."

by Bunn4r October 11, 2007

bacon salter

one who attempts to glamorize their mundane lives via grandstanding and/or grandiloquent and pompous behavior.

"You like to salt your bacon?"

"Man, that kid sure is a bacon salter."

by john p awesome February 23, 2010

Bacon Blindness

when you need to buy some food and you see something that has bacon in it and you have to buy it regardless of price or quality because well, it has bacon in it.

Guy1: That sandwich has to be about 4 days old
guy2: yeah but it's got bacon in it
guy1: aaah, bacon blindness.

by someguywholikesbacon May 16, 2010

Bacon Train

a quick succession of butt kicking against a team or individual

we road the bacon train right over those fools

by ginger winner April 28, 2011

bacon salad

a phrase of randomness to get someone to talk in an otherwise silent chat room.

07:10 <n0cturnal> needs sleep nn peeps
07:12 <jacobc> am out also laterz guise
10:26 <bungle> bacon salad
10:31 <BeijingRona> lol

by nicetoknowu November 6, 2011