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I identify as an attack helicopter

a joke to piss of a feminazi who thinks there is 58 genders there is 69
i identify as an attack helicopter (sexually)
by thathandletho February 16, 2017
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attacked

When someone is being rude and or creating rumors about you.
I feel so attacked right now.
by Jessicachavez94 January 14, 2017
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titti attack

1. to bitch, complain, and complicate something very little
1. Sean was having a titti attack on the bus because he forgot his homework.

2. Mr. Nolan was having a titti attack because i threw a pencil in class.
by Nobizzle December 9, 2007
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1-10 Attractiveness Scale

The scale you're supposed to use when someone asks to be rated on social media, 10 being perfect, 1 meaning you wouldn't touch the person with a 10 foot pole.

Entertaining game to play with your mates or squad, using the scale on people walking by.

10 - Perfect or near perfect physical appearance and personality.

9 - 1 or 2 small things you don't like about them, but still they're hot as fuck.
8 - Multiple small things wrong with their appearance, but doesn't impact your want for them to a great extent.
7 - Solidly attractive, usually have the best personalities.

6 - Deeeecent.
5 - Meh, this commonly includes people with nice bodies, but ugly faces or vice versa. (See Jillian Michaels
4 - Bangable, if intoxicated enough.
3 - 1 or 2 good qualities. Maybe if you were paid enough ?
2 - Would not bang. Ugly inside and out.
1 - Repulsive in just about every way, you avoid this person because you either feel bad, or don't want to catch the ugly. Someone you couldn't be paid enough to sleep with.
Trent - I use the 1-10 Attractiveness Scale to determine who's hot and who's not lol.

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Willy - Dude, I just smashed with Katelyn, she's a fucking 10.

Travis - Tru dat.

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Brady - Reagan is hot, but she's not perfect, she's like a 7.

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John - Damn bro, Lindsey is looking hot right now..

Carter - John you're wayy too drunk, she's a solid 4.

John - Maybe you're right, I'll put a bag over her head.

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Mikey - Damn, AmyLyn is a fucking ugly slut bitch. Face full of acne, pube forest pussy, 150 pounds overweight, she the whole package of ugly. She got the personality of a moody humpback whale during its time of the month, but with her it's all the time. You couldn't pay me to hit that sack of shit.
by DouchebagSubaruWrxDriver September 30, 2016
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attacking peru

I walked into Johnny's room, and you know what he was doing?! He was attacking peru!
by concernedcitizen123 February 20, 2009
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Attackitive

Verbal insults aimed at putting someone down. Attackitive refers to anyone who verbally attacks another for their own enjoyment.
Jenny's verbal assault was very attackitive towards Tom's speech!
by M. Wulf November 7, 2010
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attractivist

One who intentionally surrounds themselves with beautiful people, as often as possible.
Becky is an attractivist. All her friends are gorgeous!
by LewdLassy November 9, 2013
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