I told her I would be home for tea, but I stayed out till last orders.Shes really seen her arse with me
by Jizza Jazza January 15, 2009
Get the Seen her arsemug. Any situation where you find yourself in a place you don't want to be doing a task you don't want to do or one which is totally futile (such as being a wageslave at work).
Cameron: "have you caught a patagonian toothfish yet Dwayne"?
Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!
Dwayne: "I went to the local jetty but it was packed with amateurs, a total arse fist festival"!
by Bad Brians January 30, 2014
Get the arse fist festivalmug. "He screwed the arse off her and she loved it."
"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."
"Thomas screwed the arse off the hire car so he could make it to the ceremony on time."
by Alexandra July 30, 2004
Get the Screw the arse offmug. 'i can't be arsed to go to school'
by appathy February 6, 2012
Get the i can't be arsedmug. made immortal by the lyrics of the famous song:- "from stamford bridge to upton park" "stick your blue flag up your arse" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "UP YOUR ARSE" "from stamford bridge to upton park" ""stick your blue flag" "UP YOUR ARSE"
by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003
Get the up your arsemug. A term used when you think a lie is being told, or you don't believe what the person is telling you.
"Josh, where are you?" Josh: "I'm upstairs" "Arse me bollocks you are!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"
Or
"I got the new iPhone 6!" "Arse me bollocks you did!"
by TehEnglishJuan October 24, 2014
Get the Arse Me Bollocksmug. 