weed anus

Someone who smuggles cannabis using their bum hole

Hey great weed! Yeah My mate brought it from Amsterdam, he's a weed anus

by Crazybunnylady July 14, 2016

preached anus

An anus after church.

Ie: man, that pastor was huge. Gave me a Preached Anus

by SoakedStew7 April 8, 2021

Beatboxing Horse Anus 33

The name of a long dead account online that is the reason why you may not name yourself the same thing.

Farewell Beatboxing Horse Anus 33
*Beatboxes sadly*

by Partydude17 November 23, 2022

anus eggs

The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29

Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.

by Hitlers bullet I fucked him up February 27, 2024

Orange Anus

A nickname for Donald Trump, the 45th president of the United States of America.

The Orange Anus had better be careful when he spends the next decade in prison. Big Bubba would take advantage if he dropped the soap.

by redroadpunk August 28, 2023

high anus

When your father leaves for a extended amount of time

Mom where’s dad?
Honey he’s high anused

by Jex September 23, 2022

Anus swirly whirly

An Anus swirly whirly is when a person in given a swirly while there is shit in the toilet and while being fisted in the anus.

“Damn Alex Got it yesterday in the bathroom, they gave him a Anus swirly whirly.“

by -mimic_bean- October 24, 2020