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This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football
Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"
by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018
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You’re thinking about it wrong

Ohohoho! Am I!? And what way is that?
The guy that Dr. JeepJorp says should be telling us what to do “It doesn’t matter that they’re being exploited and killings themselves. They don’t need to by the seeds. They don’t need to succeed. They don’t need to NOT be exploited. Shit, they don’t even need to live, my guy!”

An asshole but not a charlatan “Put isn’t there a better way? You know without all the exploitation.”

That other guy “You’re thinking about it wrong.”

Asshole “You mean.... with compassion for the people who are being exploited and killing themselves?”

The other guy (again) “Yes. That is LITERALLY exactly what I meant.”

Hym “WOW!!! Do you see what I’m talking about with these guys Joe? Like.... what the actual fuck WAS that!?”
by Hym Iam November 19, 2022
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about that life

Having or desiring an ostentatious lifestyle, especially involving sex, drugs, and violence.
I'm about that life, so it's no biggie to me. I've been in these streets before.
by Delbosco October 14, 2021
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You don’t know anything about anything, or jack shit. It means you’re so out of the loop, you don’t even know Jill, let alone Jack. Like are they siblings? Dating? What’s the situation? You don’t know. That’s how lost you are.
He was tryna act like he knew what went down last night… boy, you don’t know Jill about Jack.
by bigallittlew July 25, 2025
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There's nothing illusory about it

Death will either prove or disprove God. You're fucking up my contingency plan by being obstinate and doing the dystopia.
Hym "There's nothing illusory about it. That's an answer. That's THE answer. And you're eating up a bunch of my energy right now. I'm going to have to get a gaggle of lesbians soon and switch to sexual energy or something because I'm less angry and more... Potemkin? HEAVENLY POTEMKIN BUSTAAAAAH!!!!"
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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Coat of Thinking About

British saying (typically used in the building trade) for taking a moment to consider how a task should be approached.
Hmmm... I'm not sure how I should install this roof, I think I'm going to have to give it a good coat of thinking about.
by MrJimEatsLotsOfCurry October 12, 2022
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Did u hear about Mina

It's a VERY disgracing slang-term. It's usually only males that say it But shemales can also say it. People in da hood say it all the time.
August: Did u hear about mina?
Thorbjørn: Mina who?
Augus: Mine balls in your mouth

Thorbjørn: 'crying'
by Quandale pringle Toop October 3, 2022
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