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drunk kiss

When you go to a party and kiss another person, but they are completely schmacked. Technically doesn't count as a kiss because the person probably won't remember it.
guy: dude Paul finally got his first kiss last night at the party
friend: No way, was she sober?
guy: Nah she took like 20 shots of Cuervo.
friend: lol thats a drunk kiss retard. Shit doesn't even count.
by yourmanpeter March 15, 2017
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rimjob drunk

When you get so drunk that you try to give the people around you a rimjob.
"Hey did you hear about Dan and Diane?"
"No what?"
"Dan got rimjob drunk and kept trying to give Diane a rimjob...it was hilarious."
by FrenchD1 September 18, 2008
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Too Drunk

Too: More than enough; excessively: She worries too much.
Drunk: To bring to a specific state by drinking alcoholic liquors: drank our sorrows away.

Too drunk: The point at which a body becoems saturated with alchohol to the extent that respiratory functions and other 'important' functions to the body cease, without the possibility of re-starting.
by Sammael May 29, 2004
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sunday drunk

sunday drunk
the art of getting drunk from the minute you wake on a sunday but making sure youre fine for work on monday
stevie "hey davie,wanna go to the pub and get sunday drunk like stella and sykes do every week"

davie "fuck that im nightshift tomorrow,im going for gold"
by Whitecarlos February 17, 2008
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Drunk Dinner

A dinner-like meal late at night, after coming home from a party, or getting drunk.

Most widely associated with Domino's or Taco Bell.
Let's go home and order some Domino's for drunk dinner.
by drunkdinner October 23, 2009
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Melissa Drunk

That bitch ain't just drunk, she's Melissa drunk!
by ThEfAcT January 10, 2015
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Drunk DL

The action of getting drunk and hearing a song one would otherwise despise, logging on to iTunes and downloading it only to hate yourself the following day.
I heard this guy karaoke "Here Comes The Hotstepper" while I was at the bar last night so I went home and Drunk DL'd it. I had the confirmation email from iTunes today, what was I thinking?
by KKas10 August 27, 2009
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